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Jan 30, 2021 11:52 AM CST Jack of all trades...
There are three main parts of a human being:
Woman: Head, heart and privates (and yes a little further up if you lift your eyes up). Men are the same laugh

So which of the three do you fully understand in the opposite gender so much so that you would say you are a master detective rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 30, 2021 12:16 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain48 Threads 1 Polls 5,298 Posts
Lonely1: There are three main parts of a human being:
Woman: Head, heart and privates (and yes a little further up if you lift your eyes up). Men are the same

So which of the three do you fully understand in the opposite gender so much so that you would say you are a master
ç

Lonely are you aware your teenage son just posted a thread in your name? doh
Jan 30, 2021 12:23 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Selenite: ç

Lonely are you aware your teenage son just posted a thread in your name?
Yes, I will have to talk to him. He thinks he knows everything..professor
Jan 30, 2021 12:28 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain48 Threads 1 Polls 5,298 Posts
Lonely1: Yes, I will have to talk to him. He thinks he knows everything..
Glad to hear that Lonely!! grin
Jan 30, 2021 12:40 PM CST Jack of all trades...
tomcattyonline now!
tomcattyonline now!tomcattyocean city plymouth, Devon, England UK319 Threads 3 Polls 6,621 Posts
Lonely1: There are three main parts of a human being:
Woman: Head, heart and privates (and yes a little further up if you lift your eyes up). Men are the same

So which of the three do you fully understand in the opposite gender so much so that you would say you are a master
I think head because it contains the most active part of a woman, the vocal cordslaugh laugh laugh laugh
Jan 30, 2021 12:53 PM CST Jack of all trades...
tomcatty: I think head because it contains the most active part of a woman, the vocal cords
rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 30, 2021 1:04 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Lonely1: There are three main parts of a human being:
Woman: Head, heart and privates (and yes a little further up if you lift your eyes up). Men are the same

So which of the three do you fully understand in the opposite gender so much so that you would say you are a master
That's an easy one..
Let me see...

Since most men have their mind down below, I'd say I'm a master at mind reading.laugh
Jan 30, 2021 1:15 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden69 Threads 3 Polls 3,353 Posts
Lonely1: There are three main parts of a human being:
Woman: Head, heart and privates (and yes a little further up if you lift your eyes up). Men are the same

So which of the three do you fully understand in the opposite gender so much so that you would say you are a master
According to my limited experience of men, it's not head, heart... It's soup and sex. In that order.

Privets, yes. But what you call "heart" is actually stomach in males. Head is the organ he wears hat on and doesn't count as a main part. You can put a hat on a scare-crow with the same result. Think: maga or some such :)
Jan 30, 2021 1:31 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Lonely1: There are three main parts of a human being:
Woman: Head, heart and privates (and yes a little further up if you lift your eyes up). Men are the same

So which of the three do you fully understand in the opposite gender so much so that you would say you are a master
For me it would have to be the head simply because this is where our eyes are.


The eyes are the window to the soul and I've become good at reading people from their eye movement.handshake
Jan 30, 2021 2:27 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Dan_777: That's an easy one..
Let me see...

Since most men have their mind down below, I'd say I'm a master at mind reading.
I used to think I was a master of mind reading too until I found that the big c is further up..and she found out that her mouth was getting tired..smitten
Jan 30, 2021 2:31 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Tulefell: According to my limited experience of men, it's not head, heart... It's soup and sex. In that order.

Privets, yes. But what you call "heart" is actually stomach in males. Head is the organ he wears hat on and doesn't count as a main part. You can put a hat on a scare-crow with the same result. Think: maga or some such :)
Unfortunately both gender thinks the same thing..A woman want's to go all night long after the first two years then suddenly all the man wanted was sex and soup..but she will not admit it was her who started the whole thing.. grin
Jan 30, 2021 2:33 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Tiger_Moth: For me it would have to be the head simply because this is where our eyes are.


The eyes are the window to the soul and I've become good at reading people from their eye movement.
Did you see my mind as it wandered below...?hug
Jan 30, 2021 7:00 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Jan 30, 2021 10:46 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Jan 31, 2021 8:05 AM CST Jack of all trades...
Lonely1: There are three main parts of a human being:
Woman: Head, heart and privates (and yes a little further up if you lift your eyes up). Men are the same

So which of the three do you fully understand in the opposite gender so much so that you would say you are a master
When I was a young man and begun taking a real interest in females, my focus was on two things: her ‘love’ for me (heart) and the fruits she had to offer smitten. I soon learnt that I was a master of neither. What she had in her head was irrelevant.

Failing at both I then set out on a quest to learn as much as possible about the former two. conversing
Jan 31, 2021 9:51 AM CST Jack of all trades...
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain48 Threads 1 Polls 5,298 Posts
Lonely1: When I was a young man and begun taking a real interest in females, my focus was on two things: her ‘love’ for me (heart) and the fruits she had to offer . I soon learnt that I was a master of neither. What she had in her head was irrelevant.

Failing at both I then set out on a quest to learn as much as possible about the former two.
And by the sounds of it you still haven't learnt not to divide a woman into "sections" like if she were a chest of draws doh
Jan 31, 2021 10:03 AM CST Jack of all trades...
blathin
blathinblathinGlasgow, Central, Scotland UK2,306 Posts
Lonely1: When I was a young man and begun taking a real interest in females, my focus was on two things: her ‘love’ for me (heart) and the fruits she had to offer . I soon learnt that I was a master of neither. What she had in her head was irrelevant.

Failing at both I then set out on a quest to learn as much as possible about the former two.
And what have you learned?
Jan 31, 2021 12:02 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Selenite: And by the sounds of it you still haven't learnt not to divide a woman into "sections" like if she were a chest of draws
I think women also need to stop thinking men are all diicks scold
Jan 31, 2021 12:24 PM CST Jack of all trades...
blathin: And what have you learned?
For one thing the bottom half is still a mystery. Is it the cl*t*is or the vag*na that gives a climax? And where the heck is the G spot? laugh Does she even know?

Then what about their hearts? heart beating Sometimes they love the rings more than the man. Does she mean she wants it all night long for twenty years or just the first two?

So having failed at understanding either I begun trying to comprehend what is going on in her head. Does she mean no when she says yes? If she says yes this morning is it still the same in the evening? confused

Jan 31, 2021 12:37 PM CST Jack of all trades...
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden69 Threads 3 Polls 3,353 Posts
Lonely1: Unfortunately both gender thinks the same thing..A woman want's to go all night long after the first two years then suddenly all the man wanted was sex and soup..but she will not admit it was her who started the whole thing..
Why, I can easily admit that it's me, who introduced that soup for him. After that, he wanted anything else. Pity, as I wanted more of this life.

Thus, I ruined a decent working horse with a moderate sense of adventure. Guilty indeed.
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