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May 17, 2021 10:00 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia87 Threads 18 Polls 8,351 Posts
When you meet someone special, that you really connect with on many levels, but they have smelly feet. Not like just a bit pongy, but like a dead rat stuffed with gorgonzola cheese. The kind of stink that makes the dog go outside and be sick in the garden.

teddybear
May 17, 2021 10:15 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips: When you meet someone special, that you really connect with on many levels, but they have smelly feet. Not like just a bit pongy, but like a dead rat stuffed with gorgonzola cheese. The kind of stink that makes the dog go outside and be sick in the garden.
problem, for sure. My biggest turn- off is decayed, narly teeth— but feet are a close second. I admit I’ve had chronic problems with my own feet, but after retiring it improved..( not on them, all day long). There is much that can be done; soaking in hot water, maybe with Epsom salts or Johnson’s foot bath, every night. HUGE medical hint from a former nurse/pharmacy tech: the people who live in tropical areas who either go shoeless or just minimal, have far FEWER foot problems. Having your feet bound in cloth, then covered in leather or canvas for 10-12 hours a day is NOT natural, and therefore the body reacts by superfluous diaphoreses, developing a perfect nesting ground for negative flora and fauna on the feet, between the toes, etc...I honestly believe it’s a wonder lay people don’t figure this out— think about it: if you wrapped your hands in cloth, then covered them with gloves, all day long, what do you think they’d look like at the end of a ten hour day? End of story...take the hint stinky feet people...
May 17, 2021 10:16 AM CST What will happen?
Good time to introduce her to your newly aquired footbath salt, just try not to pass out while the socks are removed. Or they have to be hacked off? -the socks that is..
May 17, 2021 10:24 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia87 Threads 18 Polls 8,351 Posts
It's a very complicated issue really.
May 17, 2021 10:33 AM CST What will happen?
Traolachonline today!
Traolachonline today!TraolachLondon, Greater London, England UK269 Posts
pat8lanips: It's a very complicated issue really.
Is that it? I thought you had a point to make? Obviously not
May 17, 2021 10:36 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips: It's a very complicated issue really.
I'm glad I haven't got that problem!
Most of the time I wear open sandals.

Men always like kissing my feet. smile
May 17, 2021 10:38 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia87 Threads 18 Polls 8,351 Posts
Maybe I'm building up to a profound thought, or maybe not. Could go either way at this stage.
May 17, 2021 10:38 AM CST What will happen?
Traolach: Is that it? I thought you had a point to make? Obviously not
His point is..
He connects with a girl at the upper levels, but cannot stand it if the lower ones are smelly.

Is that right P?
May 17, 2021 10:39 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia87 Threads 18 Polls 8,351 Posts
Jesus wore open sandals, and see how it worked out for him...
May 17, 2021 10:42 AM CST What will happen?
Dan_777: I'm glad I haven't got that problem!
Most of the time I wear open sandals.

Men always like kissing my feet.
They must like the honey you smear on them, smelly knickers are worse.laugh
May 17, 2021 10:46 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia87 Threads 18 Polls 8,351 Posts
The obvious solution is put honey on them as well, but be careful about ants.
May 17, 2021 10:48 AM CST What will happen?
Traolachonline today!
Traolachonline today!TraolachLondon, Greater London, England UK269 Posts
Dan_777: His point is..
He connects with a girl at the upper levels, but cannot stand it if the lower ones are smelly.

Is that right P?
He never said that, just some gibberish about smelly feet
May 17, 2021 11:19 AM CST What will happen?
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
well, if she is really that great, I would say, I like, you, but your feet are very smelly. Can we search for a solution? If you really want us to be happy for the rest of our lives, you'll do that for me.
May 17, 2021 11:25 AM CST What will happen?
Soak in bicarbonate soda and water kills all germs and fungal infections with soft feet after.
May 17, 2021 11:26 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia87 Threads 18 Polls 8,351 Posts
But what if the situation is even worse than that, and none of these remedies work?
May 17, 2021 11:32 AM CST What will happen?
pat8lanips: When you meet someone special, that you really connect with on many levels, but they have smelly feet. Not like just a bit pongy, but like a dead rat stuffed with gorgonzola cheese. The kind of stink that makes the dog go outside and be sick in the garden.
connect with someone who doesant know how to use water,soap and deodorant on a daily basis?
I dont think so scold
May 17, 2021 11:46 AM CST What will happen?
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
pat8lanips: But what if the situation is even worse than that, and none of these remedies work?
Cut of her feet, at last she can't walk out on you. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 17, 2021 12:12 PM CST What will happen?
This story goes back many, many years when I was in high school. One of my teachers was doing a talk about hygiene. He focused on how to avoid stinky feet AND to protect your shoes from the wet perspiration destroying the inside of your shoes. He said you should never wear the same shoes three days in a row because your shoes need to dry out from perspiration.

Being in high school I didn't pay attention to what he said and I wore the same shoes day after day. And that continued for many years and throwing my shoes into the trash. Then one day I remembered what that teacher said and started to rotate my shoes so that the perspiration could dry out from the shoes I wore that day.

My feet tend to sweat even in my slippers. So in the morning I use Odor Eaters spray powder on the bottom of my feet. No more stinky shoes and no more sweaty feet.

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May 17, 2021 12:48 PM CST What will happen?
Packersbabe1
Packersbabe1Packersbabe1Green Bay, Wisconsin USA2 Threads 9,382 Posts
pat8lanips: When you meet someone special, that you really connect with on many levels, but they have smelly feet. Not like just a bit pongy, but like a dead rat stuffed with gorgonzola cheese. The kind of stink that makes the dog go outside and be sick in the garden.
Well, i will tell them so they can do
something about it, or get checked out
let’s not prolong the situation
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