did you get the money...? (11)
No! My brother lost the paperwork. 
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No. where did you send it?
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to your hashtag!
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Bob's wife was at home one afternoon when Steve, his bowling buddy knocked on the front door.
Steve: Hi Sharon, is Bob home?
Sharon: no, but you can come in for a drink and wait for him to arrive.
So Steve sits down and enjoys his drink, then looks Sharon dead in the eye.
Steve: Sharon, I have a confession to make and I hope you're not offended. I've really had a crush on you from the time that I first saw you. I would love to make love to you.
And with that he laid $500 in cash on the coffee table.
Sharon was about to be offended, but paused a moment, gently picked up the fresh $100 dollar bills, then looked Steve mischieviously in the eye.
....
Some 30 minutes later, the couple, drenched in sweat in bed, Steve smiles, and says, I just can't get enough of you. How about another $500?
Another half hour and $500 dollars later, Steve gets up, showers and leaves.
Later, Sharon's husband Bob comes home and kisses her.
Honey, Steve was supposed to come by and return $1000 I loaned him... did you get the money?
Steve: Hi Sharon, is Bob home?
Sharon: no, but you can come in for a drink and wait for him to arrive.
So Steve sits down and enjoys his drink, then looks Sharon dead in the eye.
Steve: Sharon, I have a confession to make and I hope you're not offended. I've really had a crush on you from the time that I first saw you. I would love to make love to you.
And with that he laid $500 in cash on the coffee table.
Sharon was about to be offended, but paused a moment, gently picked up the fresh $100 dollar bills, then looked Steve mischieviously in the eye.
....
Some 30 minutes later, the couple, drenched in sweat in bed, Steve smiles, and says, I just can't get enough of you. How about another $500?
Another half hour and $500 dollars later, Steve gets up, showers and leaves.
Later, Sharon's husband Bob comes home and kisses her.
Honey, Steve was supposed to come by and return $1000 I loaned him... did you get the money?
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Yeb and its enough or a bit more then enough.
Every time i recieve it.
Every time i recieve it.
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Bohemund: Bob's wife was at home one afternoon when Steve, his bowling buddy knocked on the front door.
Steve: Hi Sharon, is Bob home?
Sharon: no, but you can come in for a drink and wait for him to arrive.
So Steve sits down and enjoys his drink, then looks Sharon dead in the eye.
Steve: Sharon, I have a confession to make and I hope you're not offended. I've really had a crush on you from the time that I first saw you. I would love to make love to you.
And with that he laid $500 in cash on the coffee table.
Sharon was about to be offended, but paused a moment, gently picked up the fresh $100 dollar bills, then looked Steve mischieviously in the eye.
....
Some 30 minutes later, the couple, drenched in sweat in bed, Steve smiles, and says, I just can't get enough of you. How about another $500?
Another half hour and $500 dollars later, Steve gets up, showers and leaves.
Later, Sharon's husband Bob comes home and kisses her.
Honey, Steve was supposed to come by and return $1000 I loaned him... did you get the money?
I don get it.....did he get the money back or not?Steve: Hi Sharon, is Bob home?
Sharon: no, but you can come in for a drink and wait for him to arrive.
So Steve sits down and enjoys his drink, then looks Sharon dead in the eye.
Steve: Sharon, I have a confession to make and I hope you're not offended. I've really had a crush on you from the time that I first saw you. I would love to make love to you.
And with that he laid $500 in cash on the coffee table.
Sharon was about to be offended, but paused a moment, gently picked up the fresh $100 dollar bills, then looked Steve mischieviously in the eye.
....
Some 30 minutes later, the couple, drenched in sweat in bed, Steve smiles, and says, I just can't get enough of you. How about another $500?
Another half hour and $500 dollars later, Steve gets up, showers and leaves.
Later, Sharon's husband Bob comes home and kisses her.
Honey, Steve was supposed to come by and return $1000 I loaned him... did you get the money?
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Bnaughty: I don get it.....did he get the money back or not?
Your mind may catch on later.. 
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mikey4691: Your mind may catch on later..
Yeah, I've read through it a few times and just don't see it------ This thread is Archived ------
pedro27: well how much
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