Greek bbq season (22)
I love to cook so that wouldn't bother me..I like washing up & cleaning so that wouldn't bother me..I wouldn't want to be in the men's way so it would be me calling out to him to get me a can of southern comfort
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Youcannow: We are in the bbq season & it’s important to refresh you memory on the etiquette of this sublime cooking experience.
When a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur…
1..The woman buys the food .
2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces .
4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women .
Here comes the important part !!
5 . The man places the meat on the grill .
6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer .
8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman .
9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils .
10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes .
11.. And most important..
Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort .
12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!
And is this the origin of the smashing of the plates? When a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur…
1..The woman buys the food .
2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces .
4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women .
Here comes the important part !!
5 . The man places the meat on the grill .
6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer .
8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman .
9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils .
10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes .
11.. And most important..
Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort .
12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!
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Mercedes_00: I love to cook so that wouldn't bother me..I like washing up & cleaning so that wouldn't bother me..I wouldn't want to be in the men's way so it would be me calling out to him to get me a can of southern comfort
You can’t disturb the man while he’s cooking the bbq .. one momentarily lapse & the meat is ruined. 
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Name_Taken_Too: And is this the origin of the smashing of the plates?
It’s one of many theories relating to that pastime . 
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Youcannow: It’s one of many theories relating to that pastime .
I always wondered who to thank for that one.. Truly smashing..
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Youcannow: We are in the bbq season & it’s important to refresh you memory on the etiquette of this sublime cooking experience.
When a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur…
1..The woman buys the food .
2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces .
4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women .
Here comes the important part !!
5 . The man places the meat on the grill .
6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer .
8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman .
9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils .
10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes .
11.. And most important..
Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort .
12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!
those ungrateful ,sneaky ,lazy Women When a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur…
1..The woman buys the food .
2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces .
4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women .
Here comes the important part !!
5 . The man places the meat on the grill .
6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer .
8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman .
9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils .
10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes .
11.. And most important..
Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort .
12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!
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Dedovix: those ungrateful ,sneaky ,lazy Women
I know … I don’t understand it either 
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Youcannow: We are in the bbq season & it’s important to refresh you memory on the etiquette of this sublime cooking experience.
When a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur…
1..The woman buys the food .
2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces .
4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women .
Here comes the important part !!
5 . The man places the meat on the grill .
6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer .
8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman .
9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils .
10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes .
11.. And most important..
Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort .
12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!
Dont forget. The woman has the hairier bodyWhen a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur…
1..The woman buys the food .
2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces .
4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women .
Here comes the important part !!
5 . The man places the meat on the grill .
6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer .
8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman .
9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils .
10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes .
11.. And most important..
Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort .
12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!
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Johnny arrives home late from college & his father asked him why he was late returning.
The boy replies “ I stayed behind with Sharon to do some extra studying”
While at the dinner table , the boy takes a bite & compliments the delicious fish cakes .
His father replies , “ they’re not fishcakes , they are doughnuts!!
The boy replies “ I stayed behind with Sharon to do some extra studying”
While at the dinner table , the boy takes a bite & compliments the delicious fish cakes .
His father replies , “ they’re not fishcakes , they are doughnuts!!
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Youcannow: Johnny arrives home late from college & his father asked him why he was late returning.
The boy replies “ I stayed behind with Sharon to do some extra studying”
While at the dinner table , the boy takes a bite & compliments the delicious fish cakes .
His father replies , “ they’re not fishcakes , they are doughnuts!!
The boy replies “ I stayed behind with Sharon to do some extra studying”
While at the dinner table , the boy takes a bite & compliments the delicious fish cakes .
His father replies , “ they’re not fishcakes , they are doughnuts!!
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Paddy and Murphy were walking along the green , one digging a hole & one filling it in again .. this went on & on . One digging the hole , the other filling it in , until a local asked why they were digging holes , only to fill them in again .
Paddy replies “ well usually there are 3 of us but Mick who usually plants the trees , is off sick today !!
Paddy replies “ well usually there are 3 of us but Mick who usually plants the trees , is off sick today !!
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Youcannow: Paddy and Murphy were walking along the green , one digging a hole & one filling it in again .. this went on & on . One digging the hole , the other filling it in , until a local asked why they were digging holes , only to fill them in again .
Paddy replies “ well usually there are 3 of us but Mick who usually plants the trees , is off sick today !!
Paddy replies “ well usually there are 3 of us but Mick who usually plants the trees , is off sick today !!
What's the motto of the Greek army?
Never leave your buddy's behind.
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Name_Taken_Too: What's the motto of the Greek army?
Never leave your buddy's behind.
:Never leave your buddy's behind.
What do you call an Irishman with 40 girlfriends??
A farmer
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Youcannow: :
What do you call an Irishman with 40 girlfriends??
A farmer
What do you call an Irishman with 40 girlfriends??
A farmer
Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
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Name_Taken_Too: Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
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3 brothers from Somewhere in Canada Join a Marriage site and one gets married to a girl from ontario canada one gets himself a quebec, and the youngest gets himself a down eat girl.
All 3 expect their wives to do all the cooking the cleaning and yardwork and give them 3 days to comform. The girls from Ontario and quebec only took a couple of days and things were working quite well but the youngest brother could not see any difference till the third day when the swelling of his eyes started to subside.
All 3 expect their wives to do all the cooking the cleaning and yardwork and give them 3 days to comform. The girls from Ontario and quebec only took a couple of days and things were working quite well but the youngest brother could not see any difference till the third day when the swelling of his eyes started to subside.
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Down east girl
sorry for not proffreading.
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Fadedbluejeans: Down east girl sorry for not proffreading.
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The youngest brother who married a girl from down east got punched in both eyes and could not see for 3 days when he suggested to her that she has 3 days to conform to doing all the cooking, cleaning and yardwork.
Do you understand or do I need to get banned here too.
Do you understand or do I need to get banned here too.
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When a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur…
1..The woman buys the food .
2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces .
4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women .
Here comes the important part !!
5 . The man places the meat on the grill .
6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer .
8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman .
9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils .
10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes .
11.. And most important..
Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort .
12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!