Your mama jokes here !! (16)

Aug 12, 2021 3:48 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
Michael_A1
Michael_A1Michael_A1Columbus, Ohio USA9 Threads 130 Posts
ok ,

* your mama is so fat , if she gets a cut , she uses bacon to cover it up !!

* Your mama is so fat , her blood type is A1 !!



ok , that'll start yeah ?
banana
Aug 12, 2021 4:23 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
Letstalkitover
LetstalkitoverLetstalkitoverunknown, California USA41 Posts
You mama is so fat, people use her as the global map.
Aug 12, 2021 4:39 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
Michael_A1
Michael_A1Michael_A1Columbus, Ohio USA9 Threads 130 Posts
yer mama is soooo stupid , she stared at a glass of orange juice for 12 hours because the carton said 'concentrate'
Aug 12, 2021 5:39 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
Letstalkitover
LetstalkitoverLetstalkitoverunknown, California USA41 Posts
Your mama's so old, she farts dust.
Aug 17, 2021 5:04 AM CST Your mama jokes here !!
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Yo momma is so ugly.....

Walmart started requiring her to wear a face mask 10 years before they even heard of coronavirus.
Aug 17, 2021 5:04 AM CST Your mama jokes here !!
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Your Momma is so ugly...

The whole world faked a virus, just to make her wear a mask
Aug 17, 2021 5:05 AM CST Your mama jokes here !!
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?
Aug 17, 2021 5:06 AM CST Your mama jokes here !!
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Your momma so stupid....

She took 9 months to make a joke.
Sep 20, 2021 4:04 AM CST Your mama jokes here !!
M_U_D
M_U_DM_U_DOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA5 Threads 2 Polls 68 Posts
Yo mana so fat she claimed to be a secret weapon against China!
Biden say, Uh oh Uh....how??
Yo mama say she can starve them all!
Stomps her foot on the ground and all the rice bowls in china go flyin off the table.
Sep 21, 2021 2:48 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
Yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on...
Sep 22, 2021 3:29 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
I remember we quit doing this in 6th grade because it was too immature.
Sep 22, 2021 3:33 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
But now I'm old and senile.


Your mama is so ugly her dog too embarrassed to go out doors!
Sep 22, 2021 8:33 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
raphael119: I remember we quit doing this in 6th grade because it was too immature.
Yo Mama jokes are old, cheap, and overused... Kinda like yo Mama, Raph... dancing
Sep 22, 2021 8:44 PM CST Your mama jokes here !!
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl...
Sep 23, 2021 6:51 AM CST Your mama jokes here !!
M_U_D
M_U_DM_U_DOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA5 Threads 2 Polls 68 Posts
raphael119: I remember we quit doing this in 6th grade because it was too immature.
Which is why you're here, to comment on it.
Sep 24, 2021 9:42 AM CST Your mama jokes here !!
Losted
LostedLostedSherman, Texas USA1 Threads 603 Posts
raphael119: But now I'm old and senile.
Obviously...
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