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Sep 23, 2021 4:04 PM CST Asad story..........
Of a man.....wanting. To be a monk.there were various tests...he .and 20others. Had to undress naked.......then to sit on this long bench seat. With a bell tied to their manhood.the head monk said. I will send a woman.ln and if a bell rings then...you are outprofessor ......in walked this lovely. Woman......stark naked......there was silence........when.......ding/dong filled the air. The head. Monk. Looked at the man . Said. I.m sorry my son you are out........as the man. Stood up...the little bell fell as the man bent down. To pick it up.........all the bells. Went .........rings ling a dong/ding/dong. Ding/dong......ding,/dongrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh laugh
Sep 23, 2021 4:13 PM CST Asad story..........
Is there something you want to share with the group Pete?
Sep 23, 2021 4:16 PM CST Asad story..........
Geno2809: Is there something you want to share with the group Pete?
yes...are you a bell ringer???????head banger head banger banana rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 23, 2021 4:18 PM CST Asad story..........
truheart1941: yes...are you a bell ringer???????
Yes .. yes I am laugh
Sep 23, 2021 4:20 PM CST Asad story..........
truheart1941: yes...are you a bell ringer???????
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Oct 7, 2021 8:30 AM CST Asad story..........
truheart1941: Of a man.....wanting. To be a monk.there were various tests...he .and 20others. Had to undress naked.......then to sit on this long bench seat. With a bell tied to their manhood.the head monk said. I will send a woman.ln and if a bell rings then...you are out ......in walked this lovely. Woman......stark naked......there was silence........when.......ding/dong filled the air. The head. Monk. Looked at the man . Said. I.m sorry my son you are out........as the man. Stood up...the little bell fell as the man bent down. To pick it up.........all the bells. Went .........rings ling a dong/ding/dong. Ding/dong......ding,/dong
laugh laugh laugh
Oct 7, 2021 8:48 AM CST Asad story..........
truheart1941: Of a man.....wanting. To be a monk.there were various tests...he .and 20others. Had to undress naked.......then to sit on this long bench seat. With a bell tied to their manhood.the head monk said. I will send a woman.ln and if a bell rings then...you are out ......in walked this lovely. Woman......stark naked......there was silence........when.......ding/dong filled the air. The head. Monk. Looked at the man . Said. I.m sorry my son you are out........as the man. Stood up...the little bell fell as the man bent down. To pick it up.........all the bells. Went .........rings ling a dong/ding/dong. Ding/dong......ding,/dong
when it happend with you True ? tongue laugh
Oct 7, 2021 10:57 AM CST Asad story..........
ali110: when it happend with you True ?
.....when i.....saw your favourite camelprofessor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 7, 2021 11:57 AM CST Asad story..........
A man decides on a day that it is time to buy a pet. He goes to the pet store, looks around and sees a beautiful parrot, sitting quietly on a stick in his cage. Yet the beast has no feet and paws. “What is the matter with you?” the man thinks aloud. “Well, that’s how I was born, I’m actually a faulty parrot” says the bird. “Haha,” the man laughs, “it seems like that parrot understands what I’m saying and even answers!” “I understand everything you say, I am extremely intelligent and very well educated,” says the bird. “Well, if you’re so smart then tell me how you can stay on your stick without legs.” “Well,” says the parrot, “it’s a bit embarrassing, but okay, I wrap my little parrot p*nis around the stick, like a hook, but I hide that with my thick feathers.” “Wow, you really understand everything I say, do not you?” “Yes, yes,” replies the bird, "and I speak Spanish and English fluently, I can speak on a level about almost everything, politics, religion, sport and philosophy and I specialize in bird science, you should buy me, I am also a very good friend for you. " The man looks at the price tag, 200 euros is on it. “Sorry, I can not afford that.” “Psst,” whispers the parrot as he beckons the man with his wing closer. "Nobody wants me because I do not have legs, just bid 25 euros and you can take me with you." The man offers 25 euros and walks 5 minutes later with the parrot out of the store. A few weeks pass. The parrot is sensational. He is fun and interesting, gives good advice, is sympathetic to everyone, in short; the perfect roommate and friend. One day the man comes home from work and the parrot says “Pssssssssssst” while he beckons his wing again. The man comes close to the cage. “I do not know if I should tell you this,” says the parrot, “but it’s about your wife and the postman.” “What!?” says the man. “Well, the postman came to the door and your wife greeted him in a nothing disguised nightgown and kissed him flat on the mouth.” “And then,” the man hisses, “What happened then?” “Well, the postman came in, grabbed her nightgown and started caressing her everywhere.” “My God,” says the now furious man, “And what else did they do?” “Then he took off her nightgown, went through his knees and started to lick her everywhere, starting at her breasts and getting further and further down.” “And then, what happened, what else did they do?” the man screams . “No idea,” says the papgaai, “I got a boner and thundered off my stick …”
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