Orzzz: Way too many. Mom started me on rock hunting as a child. She later said couldnt you pick a lighter weight one, like collecting feathers? It killed her moving boxes when she cleaned my room. Dad taught me to paint..started in water colors, now acrylics..oil takes too long to dry. Bedroom mural, front door, kitchen cabinets. I learned to do wood and metal from dad...cars from my ex. Had a bodyshop. Got into dressmaking. Now work metal, wood, fabric, concrete and more. I found out dyi utube is dangerous. So many ideas. Like I need more. Now got into making paper roses that look real. Still do lapidary and jewelry.
Always envied people who had a talent for painting....I know of someone who is ready to start teaching it in limerick city..he is just waiting on a unit to become available. It's a real knack but I'd love to give it a go....
Well umm my favorite hobby is spitting. On cars, actually. Here's what i do. I stand on the corner near the traffic light. So some psycho-looking guy wearing a suit always pulls up, sooner or later. I figure the guy's a wife-beating child abuser anyway, so what the Heck do i care? Ok so anyways he's sitting there burning with rage in traffic, stopped at the light and i kinda go..."ha ha ha ha ha ha FLOOOOEYYYYYY!" Right on the guy's windshield and hood of his car. And i take off running like an ostrich. Except i never stop and stick head in sand. Never been caught. Some of them dam near got me. I can still hear them yelling out of their suit, their voice laced with rage! But they couldnt catch me. Even when others join in. Ok i feel better now. thanks
Well umm my favorite hobby is spitting. On cars, actually. Here's what i do. I stand on the corner near the traffic light. So some psycho-looking guy wearing a suit always pulls up, sooner or later. I figure the guy's a wife-beating child abuser anyway, so what the Heck do i care? Ok so anyways he's sitting there burning with rage in traffic, stopped at the light and i kinda go..."ha ha ha ha ha ha FLOOOOEYYYYYY!" Right on the guy's windshield and hood of his car. And i take off running like an ostrich. Except i never stop and stick head in sand. Never been caught. Some of them dam near got me. I can still hear them yelling out of their suit, their voice laced with rage! But they couldnt catch me. Even when others join in. Ok i feel better now. thanks
M_U_D: Well umm my favorite hobby is spitting. On cars, actually. Here's what i do. I stand on the corner near the traffic light. So some psycho-looking guy wearing a suit always pulls up, sooner or later. I figure the guy's a wife-beating child abuser anyway, so what the Heck do i care? Ok so anyways he's sitting there burning with rage in traffic, stopped at the light and i kinda go..."ha ha ha ha ha ha FLOOOOEYYYYYY!" Right on the guy's windshield and hood of his car. And i take off running like an ostrich. Except i never stop and stick head in sand. Never been caught. Some of them dam near got me. I can still hear them yelling out of their suit, their voice laced with rage! But they couldnt catch me. Even when others join in. Ok i feel better now. thanks
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
well, what I would love to do, but I don't have the guts is this.
I have been a postman for 3 years in the past and sometimes a dog was waiting inside behind the mailbox in the door. And then when I put the mail into the box the dog immediately grabbed it, without barking or whatever. And although I knew the dog is there often, I was in shock for a moment. Later I kept holding the post tight and the dog shredded it all. What I would love to do to such dogs is put a piece of heavy fireworks in an enveloppe, light the fuse and stick it through the mailbox. See how the owners will look when they see a dog who's head is blown off.
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Dad taught me to paint..started in water colors, now acrylics..oil takes too long to dry. Bedroom mural, front door, kitchen cabinets.
I learned to do wood and metal from dad...cars from my ex. Had a bodyshop. Got into dressmaking.
Now work metal, wood, fabric, concrete and more. I found out dyi utube is dangerous. So many ideas. Like I need more. Now got into making paper roses that look real. Still do lapidary and jewelry.
It's a real knack but I'd love to give it a go....
What's lapidary?? Never mind ill look it up