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Oct 19, 2021 4:49 AM CST Marriage
Name_Taken_Too
Name_Taken_TooName_Taken_TooBelfast, Down Ireland60 Threads 2,893 Posts
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."


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Oct 19, 2021 4:56 AM CST Marriage
Bid64
Bid64Bid64Waterford, Ireland7 Threads 5,418 Posts
Name_Taken_Too: A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
seen this on FB yesterday laugh laugh
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Oct 19, 2021 4:58 AM CST Marriage
Traolach
TraolachTraolachLondon, Greater London, England UK499 Posts
Bid64: seen this on FB yesterday
I heard it 20yrs ago. Cant beat an old classic
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Oct 19, 2021 5:27 AM CST Marriage
Bid64
Bid64Bid64Waterford, Ireland7 Threads 5,418 Posts
Traolach: I heard it 20yrs ago. Cant beat an old classic
a But I'm a young onelaugh true the classic the bestwave
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Oct 19, 2021 5:32 AM CST Marriage
Traolach
TraolachTraolachLondon, Greater London, England UK499 Posts
Bid64: a But I'm a young one true the classic the best
Opps, typo, I'm so young, I havent even heard it. That's what I should have said
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Oct 19, 2021 5:35 AM CST Marriage
Bid64
Bid64Bid64Waterford, Ireland7 Threads 5,418 Posts
Traolach: Opps, typo, I'm so young, I havent even heard it. That's what I should have said
laugh laugh
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Oct 19, 2021 7:03 AM CST Marriage
tomcatty: Pete they won't give you the last rights, but the last wrongs
........you couldbe right there tommy boy.....rolling on the floor laughing by the way my friend is recoveringtwo weeks time..he. is off to his dentist..to have all his teeth out......giggle giggle giggle
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Oct 19, 2021 7:40 AM CST Marriage
Name_Taken_Too
Name_Taken_TooName_Taken_TooBelfast, Down Ireland60 Threads 2,893 Posts
Bid64: seen this on FB yesterday
An oldie but a goodie..laugh banana
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Oct 19, 2021 7:46 AM CST Marriage
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
lol, went to the hospital for an eyecorrection a couple of years ago, and the guy in the bed next to me would have the same operation, but he was afraid of needles, so I adviced him to try acupuncture. rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 19, 2021 7:50 AM CST Marriage
Name_Taken_Too
Name_Taken_TooName_Taken_TooBelfast, Down Ireland60 Threads 2,893 Posts
PeKaatje: lol, went to the hospital for an eyecorrection a couple of years ago, and the guy in the bed next to me would have the same operation, but he was afraid of needles, so I adviced him to try acupuncture.
That's like the English man sitting in the pub wondering why his sister has 4 brothers and he only has 3 hole super
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Oct 19, 2021 9:04 AM CST Marriage
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
truheart1941: ........you couldbe right there tommy boy..... by the way my friend is recoveringtwo weeks time..he. is off to his dentist..to have all his teeth out......
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing may the Lord preserve the rest of himangel
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Oct 19, 2021 9:45 AM CST Marriage
Bid64
Bid64Bid64Waterford, Ireland7 Threads 5,418 Posts
PeKaatje: lol, went to the hospital for an eyecorrection a couple of years ago, and the guy in the bed next to me would have the same operation, but he was afraid of needles, so I adviced him to try acupuncture.
laugh laugh
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Oct 19, 2021 12:03 PM CST Marriage
LeeCharming
LeeCharmingLeeCharmingCardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK537 Threads 273 Polls 6,941 Posts
these days a man might help the father to load the guninnocent grin
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Oct 19, 2021 2:22 PM CST Marriage
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
@bid, I wonder how you look without glasses, sometimes glasses gives a person a better look, sometimes it's better without. I think you should try something different. No brutality meant, just an honest advice.
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Oct 19, 2021 2:30 PM CST Marriage
PeKaatje: @bid, I wonder how you look without glasses, sometimes glasses gives a person a better look, sometimes it's better without. I think you should try something different. No brutality meant, just an honest advice.
Jeez dude .. ffs did you even think before you posted that?
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Oct 19, 2021 5:06 PM CST Marriage
PeKaatje: @bid, I wonder how you look without glasses, sometimes glasses gives a person a better look, sometimes it's better without. I think you should try something different. No brutality meant, just an honest advice.
Wait till you get to be 105 laugh
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Oct 20, 2021 1:47 AM CST Marriage
Name_Taken_Too
Name_Taken_TooName_Taken_TooBelfast, Down Ireland60 Threads 2,893 Posts
innocent laugh

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Happy hump day y'all..yay
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