Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French! ( Archived) (12)

Dec 1, 2021 9:06 PM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
The conversation begins at the bottom of my post, not the top.

Message History with Lady (6)
raphael119
Myself | 3 mins ago
C'est dommage! Je t'adore poils de la tete!

LADY33 mins ago
I dont understand you i only speak English

raphael119
Myself | 47 mins ago
Je le parle un petit peu.

LADY| 2 hrs ago
Do you speak English?

raphael119
Myself | 2 hrs ago
bon vivant!


LADY | 2 hrs ago
Hello Raphael how are you doing.
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Dec 1, 2021 9:26 PM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
raphael119: The conversation begins at the bottom of my post, not the top.

Message History with Lady (6)
raphael119
Myself | 3 mins ago
C'est dommage! Je t'adore poils de la tete!

LADY33 mins ago
I dont understand you i only speak English

raphael119
Myself | 47 mins ago
Je le parle un petit peu.

LADY| 2 hrs ago
Do you speak English?

raphael119
Myself | 2 hrs ago
bon vivant!


LADY | 2 hrs ago
Hello Raphael how are you doing.
je m’en fous
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Dec 1, 2021 9:33 PM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
DeTempsEnTemps
DeTempsEnTempsDeTempsEnTempsGlendale, California USA1 Threads 25 Posts
Le français est amusant!
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Dec 1, 2021 10:42 PM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,428 Posts
Je n’aime pas la langue français je n’aime pas non plus un accent français
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Dec 11, 2021 2:59 AM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
Master_Troll
Master_TrollMaster_TrollMcDonald's, Florida USA19 Threads 1 Polls 181 Posts
I thought a mon was some the day before tue, or was "the entrance to a woman's private parts."
Oh. Sorry if i offended anybody......Better?
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Dec 11, 2021 8:07 AM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
raphael119: The conversation begins at the bottom of my post, not the top.

Message History with Lady (6)
raphael119
Myself | 3 mins ago
C'est dommage! Je t'adore poils de la tete!

LADY33 mins ago
I dont understand you i only speak English

raphael119
Myself | 47 mins ago
Je le parle un petit peu.

LADY| 2 hrs ago
Do you speak English?

raphael119
Myself | 2 hrs ago
bon vivant!


LADY | 2 hrs ago
Hello Raphael how are you doing.
The words in bold translate as :"What a pity! I adore you hairs of the head!"

Probably thankful she doesn't understand French! doh
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Dec 11, 2021 8:16 AM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
raphael119: The conversation begins at the bottom of my post, not the top.

Message History with Lady (6)
raphael119
Myself | 3 mins ago
C'est dommage! Je t'adore poils de la tete!

LADY33 mins ago
I dont understand you i only speak English

raphael119
Myself | 47 mins ago
Je le parle un petit peu.

LADY| 2 hrs ago
Do you speak English?

raphael119
Myself | 2 hrs ago
bon vivant!


LADY | 2 hrs ago
Hello Raphael how are you doing.
Mon frere laisse nous tranquille
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Dec 11, 2021 8:22 AM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I heard they spit in your food if you can't speak French properly, so I'd be focussing on how to order food kind of situation.
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Dec 11, 2021 9:56 AM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
MrBoDangles
MrBoDanglesMrBoDanglesAuckland, New Zealand270 Posts
It's almost like a catch 22.

To be honest, I always thought that lacy underwear suited me especially with a chiselled gin and tonic chin.
I've now discovered that my underwear aren't worthy.

I tried, God did I try but the Judge said "Andrew, stop wearing your undies on your face"

Btw, the judge was 2 metres away........just in case it matters
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Dec 11, 2021 10:17 AM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
MrBoDangles: It's almost like a catch 22.

To be honest, I always thought that lacy underwear suited me especially with a chiselled gin and tonic chin.
I've now discovered that my underwear aren't worthy.

I tried, God did I try but the Judge said "Andrew, stop wearing your undies on your face"

Btw, the judge was 2 metres away........just in case it matters
What was the final verdict?
Did you get away with "it" on the grounds of insanity?dunno
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Dec 11, 2021 10:18 AM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
raphael119: Les poiles de la tete? O mon Dieu! Je desire un autre chose!
C'es bien ce qu'il me semblait!! laugh
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Dec 11, 2021 9:45 PM CST Mon Dieu! I remember some high school French!
Selenite: C'es bien ce qu'il me semblait!!
i had a great French teacher in high school. I remember her telling us some of the current (1970’s) slang, like “chouette” for “cool”, and “ genial” for “brilliant/far-out”. She also told us that a few people used “ vache-bonne” (it’s as good as a cow), but most French people would think you’d crawled out from under a rock, like Americans saying, “keen” or “ hunky-dorrie”.
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