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Anyone with my warped mind? (10)

Dec 4, 2021 3:47 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
Orzzz
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Gotta luv un-edited.laugh Read things as said, not meant.
Took car to shop, pass the county highway building place. They have a lit sign up. It flashed now hiring. then for the longest time; the spots. So..I read..highway nursing sheriff. hmmmm..really?
Now I know what it means..but that is no fun. Here goes my warped mind.
Is this the new de-escalation plan? Guess it would work.Stop the car and shove a...*** ** ***** mouth? Do applicants have to be new moms only? Or will baby bottles do? Wont she get tired of just highway patrolling? And if not that plan, why does she have to be nursing to apply for sheriff? Isnt that discrimination?
Anyone else have any silly ones?dunno
Dec 14, 2021 12:30 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
Orzzz: Gotta luv un-edited. Read things as said, not meant.
Took car to shop, pass the county highway building place. They have a lit sign up. It flashed now hiring. then for the longest time; the spots. So..I read..highway nursing sheriff. hmmmm..really?
Now I know what it means..but that is no fun. Here goes my warped mind.
Is this the new de-escalation plan? Guess it would work.Stop the car and shove a...*** ** ***** mouth? Do applicants have to be new moms only? Or will baby bottles do? Wont she get tired of just highway patrolling? And if not that plan, why does she have to be nursing to apply for sheriff? Isnt that discrimination?
Anyone else have any silly ones?
Did you hear about the guy who walked into the pub? After the first drink, his legs fell off. After the second drink, his arms fell off. After the third, his torso fell off. Trying one last drink, his eyes and ears fell off. The bartender turned to another customer, and said,
“Like I was telling you, some people need to quit while they’re ahead”
Dec 14, 2021 12:34 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
This was going around Hollywood in the 1950’s:

“Did you know Barbara Stanwyk hurt herself with a sewing needle when she was in grade school? However, she didn’t feel the prick until she was eighteen”
Dec 14, 2021 12:36 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
Psychotherapist is psycho the rapist. They go mad when you point that out dunno
Dec 14, 2021 12:38 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
Stolen from “The Addams Family” ( movie )

— kids at the door: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?”
Wednesday Addams: “ Only if they’re made with real Girl Scouts”
Dec 14, 2021 12:46 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
Geno2809: Psychotherapist is psycho the rapist. They go mad when you point that out
As old as I am, and working in the medical field, I’d never noticed that. A side comment—the 1960’s were still rather conservative, especially television, but innuendo was fresh and ironed, as in 007 movies. “ pu**y Galore”, Sean Connery can be seen naked in a pool with a full boner in one scene, I forget the movie — also he’s frequently saying things like, “ it’ll take some time to get over there, something REALLY BIG just came up.”
Dec 14, 2021 12:48 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
rohaan: As old as I am, and working in the medical field, I’d never noticed that. A side comment—the 1960’s were still rather conservative, especially television, but innuendo was fresh and ironed, as in 007 movies. “ pu**y Galore”, Sean Connery can be seen naked in a pool with a full boner in one scene, I forget the movie — also he’s frequently saying things like, “ it’ll take some time to get over there, something REALLY BIG just came up.”
laugh
Dec 14, 2021 12:51 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
If my destiny is die a violent death, I want it to be being eaten by a tiger ..
Dec 14, 2021 5:02 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
I remember the time when the light on the letter "L" went out on the PUBLIX sign spelling PUBIX! laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Dec 14, 2021 11:47 PM CST Anyone with my warped mind?
KarloradoFL: I remember the time when the light on the letter "L" went out on the PUBLIX sign spelling PUBIX!
Restaurant in Portland Oregon, “Hung Far Low”. Underneath the neon sign was another smaller neon sign, “ Cocktails” the ‘tails’ part burned out—- and they let it go for years. Google if you don’t believe me…
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