Anyone with my warped mind? (6)
Orzzz: Gotta luv un-edited. Read things as said, not meant.
Took car to shop, pass the county highway building place. They have a lit sign up. It flashed now hiring. then for the longest time; the spots. So..I read..highway nursing sheriff. hmmmm..really?
Now I know what it means..but that is no fun. Here goes my warped mind.
Is this the new de-escalation plan? Guess it would work.Stop the car and shove a...*** ** ***** mouth? Do applicants have to be new moms only? Or will baby bottles do? Wont she get tired of just highway patrolling? And if not that plan, why does she have to be nursing to apply for sheriff? Isnt that discrimination?
Anyone else have any silly ones?
Did you hear about the guy who walked into the pub? After the first drink, his legs fell off. After the second drink, his arms fell off. After the third, his torso fell off. Trying one last drink, his eyes and ears fell off. The bartender turned to another customer, and said,Took car to shop, pass the county highway building place. They have a lit sign up. It flashed now hiring. then for the longest time; the spots. So..I read..highway nursing sheriff. hmmmm..really?
Now I know what it means..but that is no fun. Here goes my warped mind.
Is this the new de-escalation plan? Guess it would work.Stop the car and shove a...*** ** ***** mouth? Do applicants have to be new moms only? Or will baby bottles do? Wont she get tired of just highway patrolling? And if not that plan, why does she have to be nursing to apply for sheriff? Isnt that discrimination?
Anyone else have any silly ones?
“Like I was telling you, some people need to quit while they’re ahead”
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Stolen from “The Addams Family” ( movie )
— kids at the door: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?”
Wednesday Addams: “ Only if they’re made with real Girl Scouts”
— kids at the door: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?”
Wednesday Addams: “ Only if they’re made with real Girl Scouts”
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If my destiny is die a violent death, I want it to be being eaten by a tiger ..
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I remember the time when the light on the letter "L" went out on the PUBLIX sign spelling PUBIX! 
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KarloradoFL: I remember the time when the light on the letter "L" went out on the PUBLIX sign spelling PUBIX!
Restaurant in Portland Oregon, “Hung Far Low”. Underneath the neon sign was another smaller neon sign, “ Cocktails” the ‘tails’ part burned out—- and they let it go for years. Google if you don’t believe me…------ This thread is Archived ------
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Took car to shop, pass the county highway building place. They have a lit sign up. It flashed now hiring. then for the longest time; the spots. So..I read..highway nursing sheriff. hmmmm..really?
Now I know what it means..but that is no fun. Here goes my warped mind.
Is this the new de-escalation plan? Guess it would work.Stop the car and shove a...*** ** ***** mouth? Do applicants have to be new moms only? Or will baby bottles do? Wont she get tired of just highway patrolling? And if not that plan, why does she have to be nursing to apply for sheriff? Isnt that discrimination?
Anyone else have any silly ones?