An honest bio .. (18)
Youcannow: Ok , so everyone is perfect, with no flaws , according to their bios , so let me start by giving you an honest assessment about me .
“ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores .
Quite a chat chat ah !!
There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Can anyone beat that ?
You might consider not doing everyone's laundry on your cell block. You might have more energy for a couple of boys' night in the gym. “ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores .
Quite a chat chat ah !!
There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Can anyone beat that ?
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galrads: You might consider not doing everyone's laundry on your cell block. You might have more energy for a couple of boys' night in the gym.
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Okay, here it goes
Im not a young Man anymore
three,three and a half hours of intense hubba hubba is the best i can do nowadays ...then i need a 5 minutes break,smoke a cigarette and catch my breath
Im not a young Man anymore
three,three and a half hours of intense hubba hubba is the best i can do nowadays ...then i need a 5 minutes break,smoke a cigarette and catch my breath
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Dedovix: Okay, here it goes
Im not a young Man anymore
three,three and a half hours of intense hubba hubba is the best i can do nowadays ...then i need a 5 minutes break,smoke a cigarette and catch my breath
I think 3 minutes of hubba hubba , which includes fore play is more than enough . Im not a young Man anymore
three,three and a half hours of intense hubba hubba is the best i can do nowadays ...then i need a 5 minutes break,smoke a cigarette and catch my breath
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Youcannow: I think 3 minutes of hubba hubba , which includes fore play is more than enough .
oh right, forplay it takes me about 15-20 minutes to take of my white socks ...that explains the three-three and a half hours
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Dedovix: oh right, forplay
it takes me about 15-20 minutes to take of my white socks ...that explains the three-three and a half hours
Howling with laughter here!! it takes me about 15-20 minutes to take of my white socks ...that explains the three-three and a half hours
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OK!!
My turn...
I'm either really really tidy or really really messy ... although everything in the cupboards is always tidy and well stacked up...
When I'm working on a painting I forget about everything (and everyone) else ...
I'm often crying either because something is so beautiful or because something is so sad ...
I find small talk difficult and boring ...
I have a really loud "dirty" laugh ...
I have so many clothes I could open a shop - 70% of it vintage or second hand - Because my size hardly ever changes I've had some of them for at least 20 years
I don't like being told what to do ( I bet that comes as a surprise to many!! )
I have infinite patience ... until I don't and then forget it ...
My turn...
I'm either really really tidy or really really messy ... although everything in the cupboards is always tidy and well stacked up...
When I'm working on a painting I forget about everything (and everyone) else ...
I'm often crying either because something is so beautiful or because something is so sad ...
I find small talk difficult and boring ...
I have a really loud "dirty" laugh ...
I have so many clothes I could open a shop - 70% of it vintage or second hand - Because my size hardly ever changes I've had some of them for at least 20 years
I don't like being told what to do ( I bet that comes as a surprise to many!!
)I have infinite patience ... until I don't and then forget it ...
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Selenite: OK!!
My turn...
I'm either really really tidy or really really messy ... although everything in the cupboards is always tidy and well stacked up...
When I'm working on a painting I forget about everything (and everyone) else ...
I'm often crying either because something is so beautiful or because something is so sad ...
I find small talk difficult and boring ...
I have a really loud "dirty" laugh ...
I have so many clothes I could open a shop - 70% of it vintage or second hand - Because my size hardly ever changes I've had some of them for at least 20 years
I don't like being told what to do ( I bet that comes as a surprise to many!! )
I have infinite patience ... until I don't and then forget it ...
I think tomcat would be a perfect match for you! My turn...
I'm either really really tidy or really really messy ... although everything in the cupboards is always tidy and well stacked up...
When I'm working on a painting I forget about everything (and everyone) else ...
I'm often crying either because something is so beautiful or because something is so sad ...
I find small talk difficult and boring ...
I have a really loud "dirty" laugh ...
I have so many clothes I could open a shop - 70% of it vintage or second hand - Because my size hardly ever changes I've had some of them for at least 20 years
I don't like being told what to do ( I bet that comes as a surprise to many!! )
I have infinite patience ... until I don't and then forget it ...
He’s very obedient & always does what he’s told
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Youcannow: I think tomcat would be a perfect match for you!
He’s very obedient & always does what he’s told
He’s very obedient & always does what he’s told
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I have temper issues, for starters
Often lazy, never gym, have a belly that only your granma would call cute..
ehmm, can be an a**hole of the unusual sort but like rohaan I usually regret it withing seconds.
And then I have some good sides for a later thread
Often lazy, never gym, have a belly that only your granma would call cute..
ehmm, can be an a**hole of the unusual sort but like rohaan I usually regret it withing seconds.
And then I have some good sides for a later thread
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Youcannow: You should relocate to America.
You’d feel more at home .
You’d feel more at home .
i wonder why they haven't they locked your cell down for the night yet. 
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Youcannow: I think tomcat would be a perfect match for you!
He’s very obedient & always does what he’s told
I'll do anything for you, but no I won't do thatHe’s very obedient & always does what he’s told
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galrads: i wonder why they haven't they locked your cell down for the night yet.
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tomcatty: I'll do anything for you, but no I won't do that
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Selenite: Ohhhh no!!! I called you buddy the other day!!
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Youcannow: Ok , so everyone is perfect, with no flaws , according to their bios , so let me start by giving you an honest assessment about me .
“ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores .
Quite a chat chat ah !!
There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Can anyone beat that ?
I can not resist! Sorry! You sound like a loser! “ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores .
Quite a chat chat ah !!
There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Can anyone beat that ?
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Jaavisst: I can not resist! Sorry! You sound like a loser!
Touché!------ This thread is Archived ------
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“ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores .
Quite a chat chat ah !!
There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Can anyone beat that ?