galrads: Yay, being released in theaters everywhere!
1954 classic Godzilla (AKA Gojira)! 1961 Mothra!
Typical Scene:
(Badly lip-synced General): "Gentlemen, I regret to tell you that all conventional weapons have been useless. Godzilla is headed for Toyko, and must be stopped at all costs. I'm afraid our only choice is to use The Bomb, and have advised the Prime Minister and the Emperor. (2nd speaker): "We can't drop The Bomb on Toyko! There are civilians there!" (others in room) General consternation (General): "We have no choice. Nothing else has worked, not even the Electromagnetic Cannons. Godzilla barely noticed 10,000,000 gigavolts, and it took the entire electrical supply of Japan to use them. The poison attacks also failed, and contaminated the area for centuries to come. The massed fire of dozens of cannons barely scratched him. (Resignedly) Even the Americans are at a loss, other than using multiple Bombs. They've considered reactivating their Atomic Cannon and shipping it here; that would take weeks to transport it. Japan does not have weeks. We must act quickly to defeat him. (Scientist burst into the room): "General, you can't use the Bomb against Godzilla!! It will make him stronger!!"
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1954 classic Godzilla (AKA Gojira)!
1961 Mothra!