Sit on it and rotate. (But, I fear, too many did, and still are.) Put in the boot-floppy first, then boot. Wow, I just upgraded to a 16-bit computer! It's fast! Dial/Call the Operator. Get out the crank, and crank-start it, then. (Yes, I have.) I'll take you out back to the wood-shed! Regular or Unleaded? (Especially if asked by a gas-attendant.) Steel-belted Radial, or Corded Sidewalls (and how many cords)? Do you want the optional Power-Steering? Clutch or Automatic? Just use your Slide-rule! Like leading a Bull around by its nose! Want to go to the bar for lunch (during your shift at work)?
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