Oh No Marriage!!! ( Archived) (4)

Jan 22, 2007 10:29 PM CST Oh No Marriage!!!
1. Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

2. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has
been extracted.

3.I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

4. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2007 10:38 PM CST Oh No Marriage!!!
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
1. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

2. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

3. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.




grin doh grin
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Jan 22, 2007 10:54 PM CST Oh No Marriage!!!
blocsiblue
blocsiblueblocsibluebuhl, Idaho USA11 Threads 132 Posts
Been divorced 3 times but never been married how did that happenrolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2007 10:57 PM CST Oh No Marriage!!!
photofreek
photofreekphotofreeksoda springs, USA23 Threads 2,495 Posts
well done ladiesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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