Fav way to eat a? ( Archived) (6)

People consume food in a favored way. The most talked of is Oreo cookies. And which way is right. I am a pull apart and eat white frosting first and end up with two chocolate wafers.
Some people eat like wolves and their only concern is shove it in as fast as they can. Do they even taste their food?
I have a chocolate bunny I am breaking pieces off and dunking in hot coffee. New idea to me thanks to stirring spoons. But, remember getting the bunnies for Easter. I had a specific task for them. Some were hollow, some solid. My system was first had to pop the eye off and eat that. Hard candy eyes. Then break off an ear. Then the other ear. Of course if it had ornaments of hard, those went first too. Then break off section. I shared some with mom cause dad always gave her these horrid fondant decorated eggs which we both loathed. Dad never got the hints. She would ask me for a piece of chocolate, which I was glad to share.
Then the condiments. Ketchup goes on fries and burgers. Mustard goes on pork sandwiches and horse radish on beef. Don't screw it up! Hellman's mayo only...Miracle whip good only for deviled eggs and mac salad.
Do not put anything on avocado nor shrimp. Both are perfect as nature made them. Only thing on shrimp is melted butter.

Nice to read there are still traditional people amongst us.

My boarder brought home a Rubin from Abby's. I like them. Took a bite. He said that is Thousand Island dressing which is the correct recipe. NOOOOOOOOO! Corned beef get horseradish sauce. He looked it up and that is the original recipe. Well! I never had it that way. Next time tell them no Thousand Island on it.
New things, by the way. I took a trip way north once. To Door County. I see signs along the road. Pasties for sale ahead. So there are so many burlesques and strip joints up here they have stands that sell pasties? I see a stand and stop. Ask, Guy laughed...paaa sties. Not pAAA sties. They are Cornish meat pies made with rutabaga, cabbage, taters and meat. Miners used to take them down below for lunch. Oops. I like them too.

How do you eat a slice of pizza?

Some eat it with a knife and fork.

If it's a good New York pizza I pick up the slice, fold it in half a little bit but not all the way and as I raise it to my mouth and bite off the end the oil is running down my arm. That's how to eat a slice of pizza.

It's not real pizza if the oil doesn't run down your arm.

That's how I eat mines to Secret

I like ketchup and ranch on my fries
I like ranch and bbq sauce on my chicken
I don't like mustard on my burger, prefer mayonnaise and ketchup with all trimmings