<<<<Was once hit by a car. >Ordained minister three times over (online) >Had dreams of becoming a cartoonist (ever heard of "the far side?" I grew up on 'em) I've still got my portfolio. "The Big Splat Theory." >Never been given a wedgie. >One of three practitioners of Habu Ryu (martial art) in the US, started by an Okinawan mass murdurer. >Wrote a haiku about prunes.
<======= HAS been hit by a car and thrown 63 feet through the air and lived to tell about it and has been in a car accident that folded the car like a taco with me still inside and lived to tell about that too (though was a bit smashed up in the process, lol)
I don't think I'd like to get married again. I guess I'm one of those unlucky guys. My first wife died after eating some poisoned mushrooms. You thinkk that's bad? My second wife died of a fractured skull!
<--- My son feeds me Jelly Belly's so I will tell him the flavor... <--- Thinking about a career change... <--- Like to turn the music up and sing in my truck... <--- Now a days I just work, go home, and spend time with my son...
<--- My son feeds me Jelly Belly's so I will tell him the flavor... <--- Thinking about a career change... <--- Like to turn the music up and sing in my truck... <--- Now a days I just work, go home, and spend time with my son...
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<<<< LOVES animated movies --- even sneak into a few alone if I can't "borrow" a kid for the afternoon