And they say us women are hard to figure out sometimes!!!! What makes a man Tick!!!! and what does he look for in a relationship? I have met many types of men,??????Men come in all walks of life.Interesting!!!to know,not so interesting.Do you all have a little book of instructions?
I can only speak for myself, I'm looking for a true companion. If I'm burned, I tend to learn from it and clam up. If you say you don't want it, I'll take you at your word. I don't play games, I'm up for verbal sparring but don't be surprised if I blow straight through BS.
That's why men (I) won't let women in, we share things and they get thrown in our faces.
We`re fairly easy to understand, all our lady has to do to keep us happy is bring beer and show up naked. This works for 99%. I think the other 1% is gay.
Love, respect, and, adoration from the one we love.
For Men: Copy, Save and Forward to every woman you know!
Subject: The Guy Side
You always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the Male side. Please note.... These are all numbered "1" on purpose!
1.) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up, put it down! We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1.) Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it!
1.) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1.) Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1.) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do! Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1.) Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after seven days.
1.) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1.) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself!
1.)ALL men see only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1.) We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading
ability is no t proof of how little we care about you.
1.) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is not worth the hassle.
1.) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
1.)When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine....really!
1.) Crying is blackmail.!
1.)Thank you for reading this; Yes I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, its like camping!
bamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA1,641 posts
Nope, they're just like kids, every one's different. Just like us. I have a better time figuring out most men than most women. All I know is what makes me tick, and that's winding up my own clock.
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And they say us women are hard to figure out sometimes!!!!
What makes a man Tick!!!! and what does he look for in a relationship?
I have met many types of men,??????Men come in all walks of life.Interesting!!!to know,not so interesting.Do you all have a little book of instructions?