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Feb 22, 2007 10:05 PM CST True Story lmao!
mach25
mach25mach25Somewhere, USA93 Threads 841 Posts
this is a true d.d
Body: DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE

Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the DESIGNATED DECOY."
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Feb 22, 2007 10:06 PM CST True Story lmao!
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 22, 2007 10:10 PM CST True Story lmao!
starry11
starry11starry11162 Posts
scold laugh laugh
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Feb 22, 2007 10:10 PM CST True Story lmao!
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
That was you wasn't it Mach???????rolling on the floor laughing confused grin
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Feb 22, 2007 10:10 PM CST True Story lmao!
transientmind
transientmindtransientmindTulsa, USA16 Threads 1,252 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing I can believe it...heard similar stories from coworkers.
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Feb 22, 2007 10:11 PM CST True Story lmao!
darkresearcher
darkresearcherdarkresearcherBluffton, Indiana USA9 Threads 652 Posts
very nicley done lol bravo!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 22, 2007 10:12 PM CST True Story lmao!
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
The designated Redneck....I mean decoy!!!!!!!!laugh uh oh grin
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Feb 22, 2007 10:14 PM CST True Story lmao!
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
Good one rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 23, 2007 12:10 AM CST True Story lmao!
rrr1952
rrr1952rrr1952Ripley, Oklahoma USA520 Posts
Cute, rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Feb 23, 2007 12:12 AM CST True Story lmao!
easyboy
easyboyeasyboybarre, USA4 Threads 983 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
as someone who has been pulled over in NC...I can believe this..rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 23, 2007 12:37 AM CST True Story lmao!
bamabeecee
bamabeeceebamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA50 Threads 1,641 Posts
I thought drunk driving was only considered a sport in Alabama. doh
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Feb 23, 2007 11:37 AM CST True Story lmao!
uk1971
uk1971uk1971Lippstädt/Gütersloh, Germany330 Threads 2,429 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 23, 2007 12:58 PM CST True Story lmao!
Lookup
LookupLookupWarrenton, Virginia USA2 Posts
Response to N.C. Police was the sitting duck: as a recovering alchoholic who could have killed several hundreds behind the wheel and by all rights stasticly should have ten fold am ashamed of this story. it describes blatant disregard for our most presious comodity, our inocent children who have no say so in their lives for quite some time.scold no matter that i am clean and sober now no one can take the sick twisted sense of humor that life in the "i dont care if you die in front of me, i just hope i can roll you before pokice show up" zone has given me. so i say with feigned disgustdoh that is god awfully one of the most unique and downright hillarious stories i have EVER heard one of my kind pulling. i am not proud of things i have done and am deeply sorry for my wrongs so please...no hate mail back.frustrated
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Feb 23, 2007 12:59 PM CST True Story lmao!
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
take your 7 step two step somewhere else......frustrated
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Feb 24, 2007 10:29 AM CST True Story lmao!
bamabeecee
bamabeeceebamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA50 Threads 1,641 Posts
C'mon, he said it was funny. And he can take his two step anywhere he wants.
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Aug 27, 2007 10:49 AM CST True Story lmao!
Spartan73
Spartan73Spartan73Mersyside, Merseyside, England UK22 Threads 1,206 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2007 11:56 AM CST True Story lmao!
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
Damn that's good onethumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2007 12:23 PM CST True Story lmao!
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Very good
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Aug 27, 2007 12:56 PM CST True Story lmao!
Genevra
GenevraGenevraMiddle of the Everglades, USA1 Threads 68 Posts
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I have been the designated decoy a few times!!!

And drunk driving has been developed into a fine art where I live...drinking drinking drinking wine beer

but I don't drink anymore mumbling
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