Worst chat up line (122)

Feb 23, 2007 7:30 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
come on tell us the worst lines you heard, he is mine

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Feb 23, 2007 7:32 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
grab ur coat, u`ve pulled!!roll eyes
Feb 23, 2007 7:33 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
Feb 23, 2007 7:37 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
i love what ur wearing. wonder what they would look like all over my bedroom floor!! that`s one of the worst!rolling on the floor laughing roll eyes
Feb 23, 2007 7:39 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home
cheers
Feb 23, 2007 7:42 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!
Feb 23, 2007 7:43 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
a bloke standing there giving u the come over here finger an u going over to him an he say`s "if i could make u come with just my finger then just think what the rest of me could do"!!blushing blushing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 23, 2007 7:46 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
"You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"
Feb 23, 2007 7:50 PM CST Worst chat up line
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
laugh laugh laugh
Feb 23, 2007 7:50 PM CST Worst chat up line
chefdeparty
chefdepartychefdepartyGrimsby, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK4 Threads 336 Posts
Ahh,the old ones are the best,but the question is Nikkimay in a womens point of view how many of these have U fallen 4confused dunno
Feb 23, 2007 7:51 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
YOURE SUCH A SWEETIE YOU COULD RUN CADBURYS OUT OF BUSINESS
Feb 23, 2007 7:52 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
luckily i have`nt fallen for none of them!!tongue grin laugh
Feb 23, 2007 7:54 PM CST Worst chat up line
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
ive never fell for them either, i just end up laughing laugh laugh
Feb 23, 2007 7:55 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?angel
Feb 23, 2007 7:59 PM CST Worst chat up line
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
thanks blushing blushing blushing grin
Feb 23, 2007 8:00 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
yay
Feb 23, 2007 8:01 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing u must of used quite a few on gals then?? rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 23, 2007 8:05 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
no cos i would get a slap doh
Feb 23, 2007 8:05 PM CST Worst chat up line
chefdeparty
chefdepartychefdepartyGrimsby, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK4 Threads 336 Posts
Here's one, HOW DO U LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING FERTILISEDhead banger laugh
Feb 23, 2007 8:06 PM CST Worst chat up line
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
laugh comfort laugh
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