Did you ever try the pickup line you told us you'd run a test with many months ago? You never reported with the results and went awol, a few of us thought you got murdered for it so I thought I'd ask.
You volunteered in a pickup lines thread a good while ago to test "How about you be the tree and I'll be the squirrel so I can bust a nut in your hole" and never reported back with your results. Memory fail you?
Dude! You are mistaken. That is so not me. When I want to "pickup" a girl I'm much more...Okay, I'm not giving away the good stuff. I'm sure I didn't write that though.
I can't beleive you'd come up with that squirrel and tree line! You are much classier flirter that that! And I like that red suit of your's too... but show us some legs!
Yeah they're adorable. I can't beleive you're not showing them in your profile!! You can show me in person tho, if you're not too embarrrassed to pick up an old lady in a car with bull horns on it!
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