Cheezy pick up lines? (46)
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to breask the ice.
Just enough to breask the ice.
Do you have a band aid?
Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you
Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you
I'm trying to figure out if I believe in love at first sight. Could you walk past me one more time? 
-Nice thread, DM. This could get hilarious.
-Nice thread, DM. This could get hilarious.
I think I know you from somewhere...have you ever been to heaven??
(I actually felt more like I was in hell!)
(I actually felt more like I was in hell!)
Freakin hilarious you all keep it up.
You must be really tired. You've been running through my mind all day.
keep it up.You must be really tired. You've been running through my mind all day.
That dress is very becoming on you....and if I were on you I'd be coming too! (This one was from my boss at the time, nice right!)
Holy crap that guy had a cast iron pair...........or no brain, not sure wich
Do you use windex on your pants?
Cuz I can see me in them
Cuz I can see me in them
So you wanna screw?
I've always wondered wgat the reaction would be.
Imay have to try it once.
I've always wondered wgat the reaction would be.
Imay have to try it once.That dude up there sooooo can't spell. oops
oopsWere you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
you should not feel hungry today. 
as you had eaten all my brain.
as you had eaten all my brain.
You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.
I had a guy come up to me in a bar and hand me a piece of paper with 4 girls numbers on it...
I said whats this ...
He said my references
I said whats this ...
He said my references
Nae bad
did you follow them up though?
did you follow them up though?
Yeah I LMAO too
Na he wasn't hot enough....
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How about,
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?