Why Parents Get Gray Hair ( Archived) (23)

Mar 15, 2007 8:51 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
nicely madeup and everything neat and tidy.Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "


Dad "


With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with


trembling hands:


Dear Dad , It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to


elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
you and Mom .


I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew
you would not


approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
motorcycle clothes


and because she is so much older than I am, but it's not only the
passion, Dad ,


she's pregnant.


Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and


has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having


many more children.


Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone.


We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all


the cocaine and ecstasy we want.


In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
so Joan can


get better; she sure deserves it!


Don't worry Dad , I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself.


Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your


grandchildren.


Your son, Chad





P.S. Dad , none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to


remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my


desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 8:53 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
FallinAngel1
FallinAngel1FallinAngel1Fairfield, USA16 Threads 1,945 Posts
OMFG!!!! rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 8:56 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
izzyva
izzyvaizzyvaHighland Springs, Virginia USA7 Threads 2,070 Posts
LMFAO, that was funny.




El Diablo
devil
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 8:57 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
brilliant
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 9:00 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
Ah Yes Kids....The reason for every one of my grey hairs!!!!!!!!


laugh uh oh doh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 9:31 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
darkresearcher
darkresearcherdarkresearcherBluffton, Indiana USA9 Threads 652 Posts
that was awesome........I just wish I had thought of that stuff when i got my report cards when I was in schooldoh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 9:55 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
and every day they give me more and more gray hair rolling on the floor laughing It's just what they do angel
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 11:31 AM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 12:21 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
rosiedoll
rosiedollrosiedollanadarko, USA113 Threads 1,431 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 12:28 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
bamabeecee
bamabeeceebamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA50 Threads 1,641 Posts
Just one of many ways they do it, it's their specialty, what teenagers were born to do!

Ya know why they make babies so cute? So we won't kill em when they turn 13!! thumbs up devil grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 12:34 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
Jerry53531
Jerry53531Jerry53531Sliema, Malta12 Threads 410 Posts
Great....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 3:02 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
alada
aladaaladaPanama city, Panama Panama12 Threads 475 Posts
I have precisely 3 gray hairs, and they all have names: Amanda, Brad and Maky.


Gosh! the relief!
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 3:54 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
OMG, LMFAO!

the do this, too!blues


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 4:13 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
So, what would you do? Laugh it off? Whip his behind? What?
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 4:17 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
Jess642
Jess642Jess642Agnes Water, Australia25 Threads 4,545 Posts
Thankyou......


And many a true word spoken in jest....


I love how kids do that...and for me the moral of the story

was, "Stop, taking yourselves so seriously parents, lighten up on

them a little.."


Again, thankyou..thumbs up
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 4:17 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
I DO laugh!

I'm like WOOOO! She's got one hell of a sense of humor! (sarah)

It's a good thing, hehehehe.

We just have to pass the shock testlaugh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 4:59 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
uk1971
uk1971uk1971Lippstädt/Gütersloh, Germany330 Threads 2,429 Posts
LMFAOrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing uk
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 5:14 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
Random_Stranger
Random_StrangerRandom_StrangerMade IN, California USA31 Threads 1,183 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing I wish I was that smart when I was younger. But moms was cool.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 15, 2007 6:08 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
Laugh it off ...and Be a proud parent cause this kid ...definitely has more than something in a Brain department


Cool kidwine
------ This thread is Archived ------
Mar 17, 2007 3:12 PM CST Why Parents Get Gray Hair
cutelildevilsmom
cutelildevilsmomcutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 Posts
laugh it off but have a serious talk about what we could do to improve his report card.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

1,582 Views
22 Comments
by highplains (127 Threads)
Created: Mar 2007
Last Viewed: Apr 6
Last Commented: Mar 2007

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here