"Stop talking. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again." - King Julian - Madagascar
"Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it." - Sqirt - Finding Nemo
kinda sounds like life huh? flip it, roll it and punch it...
"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque" - Bugs Bunny
Foghorn Leghorn to Einstein when they were playing hide and seek. Einstein with his slide rule figures that Foghorn is under ground. Foghorn comes behind him and says, "No, I am afraid to look. I just might be there."
Foghorn after playing with Einstein all day brings him back to his mother. The mother hen says, "But I thought you said my love kept you warm. Foghorn replies back, "Madame, I don't need your love to keep me warm. I have my bandages to keep me warm".
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