A boxer was getting the tar beaten out of him by his opponent. As he was being counted down by the referee for the fourth time in the match, his manager said," stay down till eight." "Okay," the dazed boxer said. "What time is it now?"
bamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA1,641 posts
An Oregon potato and an Idaho potato fell in love and got married.
They did what potatoes that are in love do, and soon had a little sweet potato. They both loved their little sweet potato very much, and she grew up into a beautiful yam lady.
One day she came home and told them, "I've met the spud of my dreams, and we are going to get married." They all hugged and her mom cried. Then her dad asks, "Who is it that you want to marry?"
She answers, "Paul Harvey."
Mom and Dad gasp in unison, look at each other, and exclaim, "You can't marry him!"
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"Okay," the dazed boxer said. "What time is it now?"