JOKE OF THE DAY 2 ( Archived) (14)

Mar 24, 2007 4:01 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
DLMaximus
DLMaximusDLMaximusSarasota, Florida USA5 Threads 25 Posts
A boxer was getting the tar beaten out of him by his opponent. As he was being counted down by the referee for the fourth time in the match, his manager said," stay down till eight."
"Okay," the dazed boxer said. "What time is it now?"
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Mar 24, 2007 6:21 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Kind of out of it.rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 24, 2007 6:30 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
Are you saying boxers are stupid then? My father was a professional boxer so I'm deeply offended!

SORRY...JUST JOKING!!!!!

After reading your first joke and the flak you received just thought I'd play with you.

tongue
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Mar 24, 2007 6:36 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
DLMaximus
DLMaximusDLMaximusSarasota, Florida USA5 Threads 25 Posts
Thank you...I was beginning to think something was wrong with me..wine
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Mar 24, 2007 6:37 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 24, 2007 6:38 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
beachfarmer
beachfarmerbeachfarmerLa Jolla, USA18 Threads 3,784 Posts
Gee...that's not as creepy.

I guess I can forgive ya Eddy.
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Mar 24, 2007 6:39 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
DLMaximus
DLMaximusDLMaximusSarasota, Florida USA5 Threads 25 Posts
Thanks....It's good to know that not everyone on this site is so uptightbeer
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Mar 24, 2007 6:42 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
adj4u
adj4uadj4unorth central, USA4,943 Posts
isnt there



something wrong with all of us cheers
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Mar 24, 2007 6:43 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
beachfarmer
beachfarmerbeachfarmerLa Jolla, USA18 Threads 3,784 Posts
Violence even when joking is creepy...people get mad and stuff
the people here are really swell though
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Mar 24, 2007 6:44 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
cutelildevilsmom
cutelildevilsmomcutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 Posts
save a tree and eat that Beaver.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 24, 2007 6:45 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
adj4u
adj4uadj4unorth central, USA4,943 Posts
eat it just eat it

doh doh doh
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Mar 24, 2007 6:47 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
shyone57
shyone57shyone57Kilkenny, Ireland14 Threads 2,037 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 25, 2007 8:28 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
bamabeecee
bamabeeceebamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA50 Threads 1,641 Posts
An Oregon potato and an Idaho potato fell in love and got married.

They did what potatoes that are in love do, and soon had a little sweet potato. They both loved their little sweet potato very much, and she grew up into a beautiful yam lady.

One day she came home and told them, "I've met the spud of my dreams, and we are going to get married." They all hugged and her mom cried.
Then her dad asks, "Who is it that you want to marry?"

She answers, "Paul Harvey."

Mom and Dad gasp in unison, look at each other, and exclaim, "You can't marry him!"

"But why," she cries.

"Because sweetie, he's a common-tater!"




























I know, groooooaaaaan. Sory, I couldn't help it.
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May 29, 2007 5:06 PM CST JOKE OF THE DAY 2
Mordecai
MordecaiMordecaiRockford, Illinois USA25 Posts
Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.
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