40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work (19)

Apr 14, 2007 12:42 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
twingles
twinglestwinglesEdmonton, Alberta Canada46 Threads 703 Posts
This is a bit long but I have to admit I have used a couple of them myself LOL

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s&%$.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying.

10 Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.

22 Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?

24. Do I look like a f..ing people person to you?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. Oh, I get it. Like humor. Only different.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is finally done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun.

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

40. Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.
Apr 14, 2007 12:47 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
shyatfirst
shyatfirstshyatfirstcobourg, Ontario Canada22 Threads 1,462 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing I'll better don't say those outloud today.... Would like to though, very much so!! wink
Apr 14, 2007 12:50 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
twingles
twinglestwinglesEdmonton, Alberta Canada46 Threads 703 Posts
I know the feeling all to well rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 14, 2007 1:15 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
lefty
leftyleftyBurlington, Ontario Canada4 Threads 454 Posts
LMAO #1

That is too funny

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 14, 2007 1:16 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
Those were great, I have to write some down and use them on Monday.
Apr 14, 2007 1:20 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
shyatfirst
shyatfirstshyatfirstcobourg, Ontario Canada22 Threads 1,462 Posts
I let you guys know tonight how everybody liked it and if I still have a job.....
Apr 14, 2007 1:20 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
Careful...
Apr 14, 2007 3:19 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
bee2be
bee2bebee2beMoncton, New Brunswick Canada34 Posts
Love them...and yes, used a couple of them on occasion at work...strictly in jest...but its fun to get "one up" on some co-workers
Apr 14, 2007 11:21 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
tbsob
tbsobtbsobAylmer, Canada22 Posts
Too funny! My personal favourite is #36, though!
Apr 15, 2007 1:17 AM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
jolene69
jolene69jolene69Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada68 Posts
i wanted to say all of them at some time or other rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 15, 2007 1:37 AM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
LiteDesign
LiteDesignLiteDesignEdmonton, Alberta Canada9 Threads 267 Posts
"You did what? Why? Well that was just f*&^ing stupid."

Oh, wait...I actually said that at work.
Apr 15, 2007 7:06 AM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
shyatfirst
shyatfirstshyatfirstcobourg, Ontario Canada22 Threads 1,462 Posts
Well, last night everything went surprisingly smooth. Must have been the nice weather what has the customers in a better mood.

This morning we have a meeting and I will probably will think most of them when a certain someone is talking. But I decided already it is not worth opening my mouth......
Does wisdom really come with age or did I just bang my head against the wall too many times laugh
Apr 15, 2007 10:14 AM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
Kenai
KenaiKenaiBeausejour, Canada13 Threads 368 Posts
I got color tv? rolling on the floor laughing

OMG that is funny.

But the 40 things are great too. Haven't we all thought at one point or another we could say them out loud?
Well i sure have lol
Thanks for the laugh! rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing yay
Apr 19, 2007 10:49 AM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
runestone
runestonerunestoneSaskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada5 Threads 449 Posts
Great list, tee-hee! No lol!rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 20, 2007 3:00 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
pjqueen
pjqueenpjqueenHamilton, Ontario Canada1 Threads 13 Posts
Read this one somewhere

"I see you took an extra dose of stupid today"

grin
Apr 20, 2007 5:17 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
foxyone1
foxyone1foxyone1Quesnel BC, British Columbia Canada50 Threads 1,772 Posts
boss,,, you suck
Apr 20, 2007 6:27 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
twingles
twinglestwinglesEdmonton, Alberta Canada46 Threads 703 Posts
Blunt and straight to the point.... Love It rolling on the floor laughing

I think will all those add on's you all have I might have to create a list with them all on it banana
May 12, 2007 8:23 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
crazydragonlady
crazydragonladycrazydragonladyDartmouth, Nova Scotia Canada5 Threads 50 Posts
You don't have to be crazy to work here but it helps.

Is it friday yet- good to say first thing monday morning

One other is from 2 girls I had this week being miserable all weekm I had to bite my tongue and not say "don't like it leave"
May 12, 2007 8:30 PM CST 40 Things You Would Love to Say Outloud at Work
crazydragonlady
crazydragonladycrazydragonladyDartmouth, Nova Scotia Canada5 Threads 50 Posts
I told my boss once if she didn't get lucky then not to take it out on me. cheering

Another one I said to her (as she is a dyed Blond)( No offense to blonds just my boss) I am having a blond moment and I am not even blond.

Trust me I hd the boss from helldevil
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