Spring Cleaning (12)
or just pay someone to clean up after you.....
only jokin.....
only jokin.....
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I can hear women’s arteries clanging shut with anger.
And I am trying to imagine them, frowning, reading your post through eyes of flaming petrol.
They have started logging in, flexing their fingers as they type a sharp retort. They have a wry smile playing on their lips...and that means trouble.
;)
And I am trying to imagine them, frowning, reading your post through eyes of flaming petrol.
They have started logging in, flexing their fingers as they type a sharp retort. They have a wry smile playing on their lips...and that means trouble.
;)
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Yard work yesterday...
Spring cleaning today...
I hope I can get out of bed tommorrow.
Spring cleaning today...
I hope I can get out of bed tommorrow.
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Thankfully, I have never raised a woman's ire before...
They can have the TV show, just let me keep my radio broadcast.
They can have the TV show, just let me keep my radio broadcast.
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So THAT'S my problem, all my female friends know I cook, clean, wash dishes, clean the fridge, dust and can sweep and oil the floors. They KNOW I only really need them for one thing. Drat nabbit!
Any attractive business women need a house husband!?
Any attractive business women need a house husband!?
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Two more and I'll have all my springs clean as a .....spring.
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My two favorite parts are: The fact that you are on your knees
And that you are spring cleaning.
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Right...see, its not always a womans job to be on her knees! ------ This thread is Archived ------
Or...to be cleaning!I just love a man on his knees!
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Sadly I'm usually too tall for most women, even on my knees 
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but there's always the top of the fridge, some times it's fun to clean things there!
,but there's always the top of the fridge, some times it's fun to clean things there!
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Dang, you ARE a tall drink
! There are...*ahem* ways around that...
I have to stand on something to clean the top of the fridge, but you, on the other hand...nah
! There are...*ahem* ways around that...I have to stand on something to clean the top of the fridge, but you, on the other hand...nah
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And today it continues - on to the fridge.
I inspected the inside. Not good. A turkey or a dirty bomb exploded in there. Or worse, a dirty turkey bomb.
On my knees, the grim task begun. As I was scrubbing, the epiphany came to me, and it was crystal clear. In fact, I was certain I could hear angels singing in the background. It was so simple:
I need to find me a woman, and soon.
WAIT!
IT WAS JUST A JOKE! KIDDING! NO! DON'T THROW THAT...!