WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMAN (42)
I love my dog
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I still want a woman. 
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Have 2 dogs and one fat coyote, and here are a couple more....
The worse your morning breath, the more they want to stick their tongue in your mouth.
They don't mind you being on the phone for hours.
They don't criticize your dancing
Dogs like Chili.
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Dogs also like to Hunt, Fish, and go Camping!
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ok i like fishing and camping, but the hunting well i don't mind it as long as i don't have to shoot,
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Well busdriver that is a huge relief...
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damn i missed that plane to portugal
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Kie.
You let your dogs tongue you in the am (or pm for that matter)
Can't take you anywhere can I?
You let your dogs tongue you in the am (or pm for that matter)
Can't take you anywhere can I?
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I tried to tell ya yesterday but would you listen?
NNNNNoooooooo
NNNNNoooooooo
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Are you sure that you are a woman
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i'll meet ya half way
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Dogs wag their tail more than their tongue. 
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Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.
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Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want foot-rubs.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amu
sing when you're drunk.
Dogs can't talk. Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you