three college girls.....hee hee (9)
leave it to a blonde to screw things up for others eh?! 
Just kidding - good joke though!
Just kidding - good joke though!
That's so Fuuuunnnnneee
ya'll
Love thems Yanks and blondes
ya'll
Love thems Yanks and blondes
So they get released and go to a really nice club to celebrate and the bartender asks if they came for the Magic Mirror.
They had no idea what he was talking about so he tells them. There's a mirror on the wall in the ladies bathroom and it's magic. If you look into the mirror and say something honest, you'll be rewarded but if you say a lie, you'll disappear forever.
They go into the bathroom and see a beautiful mirror on the wall and the brunette looks into the mirror and says,"I think I'm pretty"
Poof, there's a beautiful diamond necklace on the counter.
The redhead looks into the mirror and says, "I think I'm nice" and poof, there's a set of keys for a corvette.
The blonde looks into the mirror and says, "Well I think...'
Poof, she's gone.
They had no idea what he was talking about so he tells them. There's a mirror on the wall in the ladies bathroom and it's magic. If you look into the mirror and say something honest, you'll be rewarded but if you say a lie, you'll disappear forever.
They go into the bathroom and see a beautiful mirror on the wall and the brunette looks into the mirror and says,"I think I'm pretty"
Poof, there's a beautiful diamond necklace on the counter.
The redhead looks into the mirror and says, "I think I'm nice" and poof, there's a set of keys for a corvette.
The blonde looks into the mirror and says, "Well I think...'
Poof, she's gone.
""The blonde looks into the mirror and says, "Well I think...' ""
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Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????
That's why I go for blondes!
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Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????
That's why I go for blondes!
Yeah I guess I do see Gary. You want an intelligent conversation.
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>remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees & beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her
last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and
says, "Well, I'm from Florida State University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now,
ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!!!