Instead of cuddling with me would you rather........... (10)
Ok going out on a limb,I'll say cuddle with u ,was kinda nice last time but if u steal the cushions again I,ll leave u with the Hells this time.
Only a fool would pass up a chance to cuddle with you again
Here the cushions are all yours and you're all mine
Here the cushions are all yours and you're all mine
good,now give me the remote
You just tricked me to get the remote
i'll share if u scratch my back
Sure you have a fork?
I don't have nails so i'll need something like a fork or a back scratcher.
I could give you a massage instead?
I don't have nails so i'll need something like a fork or a back scratcher.
I could give you a massage instead?
Ok for the massage,but leave the heels off when u walk on my back this time
You got me confused with Jeff again. I don't do the high heels thing. I'm the one who gives you little kisses on your back while i massage you.
Gee how could you forget that?
Gee how could you forget that?
No way,Jeff likes scented oils.
Yes u do little kisses just the way I like so the massage is on.Here's the remote if u want to watch tv.
Yes u do little kisses just the way I like so the massage is on.Here's the remote if u want to watch tv.
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B: Eat a cow brain sandwich with extra mad cow disease on the side.
C: Hang yourself with your own intestines.(If you do please invite me because that's just too cool)
D: Make love to a homeless person.
E: Lick the toe jam from a sweaty joggers toes.
F: Kick a puppy.
G: Drive off a cliff in a ford pinto.
H: Get into a bar room brawl with a bunch of Hells Angels Bikers.
I: Be Rosie O'Donnells personal foot scruber.
J: Make love to Oprah as she eats a submarine sandwich and drinks a coke.
K: Jump of the C.N. Tower head first into a huge mountain of dog crap.
L: Nothing but just cuddle with me.
Choose wisely