Sick leave! ( Archived) (8)

Sick leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing ?” I told him I was a light bulb.
He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a Couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker(the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, “And where do you
think You’re going?”

(You’re gonna love this…)

She said,

“I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”

Awesome...you and her are my heroes..

thats brill i am going to try that on monday

nuala,it mite work,,mite try it meself,

Worked for me!! How do ya think I got 5 weeks off???

So, did they finally get the "light" fixed Alison?

No, love........ I have to go back in to fix it, the place is falling apart without me, ya see!!