Dating History 101... (27)
I once went out on a date with an Oklahoma State bullriding champion.
It was interesting enough, until I met his wife. He acted like there was nothing going on...
saying, "Hey! you remember me?" to me in front of her.
We were not amused... but she was really nice(and he went away).
*shrug...
It was interesting enough, until I met his wife. He acted like there was nothing going on...
saying, "Hey! you remember me?" to me in front of her.
We were not amused... but she was really nice(and he went away).
*shrug...
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I was at a party about six months after my divorce, and I met a friend of my wifes...We had both been through divorce and were single so we chatted and drank tooo much wine. As I was leaving with a pal of mine, she asked if I needed a ride, and I replied yes.
As it was pea soup outside and it was a country road, she blew a stop, and we were instantly pulled over...To make it short...I left wanting, and she left in cuffs.Nuff said.
As it was pea soup outside and it was a country road, she blew a stop, and we were instantly pulled over...To make it short...I left wanting, and she left in cuffs.Nuff said.
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*awww...
I have a feeling there are lots of dates that have ended with flashing lights.
Mine did, too.
I went for a ride to the countryside to watch the eclipse only to have those flashinglights break up a romantic kiss... and totally ruin the mood.
I have a feeling there are lots of dates that have ended with flashing lights.
Mine did, too.
I went for a ride to the countryside to watch the eclipse only to have those flashinglights break up a romantic kiss... and totally ruin the mood.
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I hate coppers almost as much as i hate cows!!!! But yea they always seem to show up when things are getting good. Whats it their business if your getting a lil action.
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Well, look at the bright side...
you could've had to send that last post from jail right now!
you could've had to send that last post from jail right now!
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JEALOUSY!!!!
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Never been on a date where the bacon got involved. Thank god.
Although a couple probably should have ended that way. Like the time a girl and I were dating where she suddenly, out of the blue, offered me a line of cocaine. I was like:
"Nah! That's so '80's."
I'm not going to tell anyone how they should have their fun, but people who go that route have no place in my life...
Although a couple probably should have ended that way. Like the time a girl and I were dating where she suddenly, out of the blue, offered me a line of cocaine. I was like:
"Nah! That's so '80's."
I'm not going to tell anyone how they should have their fun, but people who go that route have no place in my life...
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whats in your lunch box today 
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This one time, in band camp... OOhh, wrong story.
So sorry...
I made friends with one very special CS man who suprised me by driving his motorcycle from three states away, just to go out with me. It was spontanous, romantic & tons of fun.
He made it one memorable date.
:)
So sorry...
I made friends with one very special CS man who suprised me by driving his motorcycle from three states away, just to go out with me. It was spontanous, romantic & tons of fun.
He made it one memorable date.
:)
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Hmmmm...
I've thought about this for a couple of days and, while I've had a few dates - and managed to embarrass myself on most of them - I'd have to say that the most "memorable" was back when I was rodeoing:
I'd dated this gal a few times and she was pretty neat, but she got some of the strangest darn notions sometimes. Like one time when she decided she wanted to make love on a horse. Well, I'd never tried it, but I was young enough (and dumb enough!) to think it sounded pretty neat! Soooo... There we were - about halfway in the middle of things - and she fell off! And damned if I didn't get a boot hung up in the stirrup! I was flailing around, didn't know what the hell to do - couldn't get the dumb S.O.B. to stop - when the manager of the supermarket came out, unplugged it and made us leave!
I've thought about this for a couple of days and, while I've had a few dates - and managed to embarrass myself on most of them - I'd have to say that the most "memorable" was back when I was rodeoing:
I'd dated this gal a few times and she was pretty neat, but she got some of the strangest darn notions sometimes. Like one time when she decided she wanted to make love on a horse. Well, I'd never tried it, but I was young enough (and dumb enough!) to think it sounded pretty neat! Soooo... There we were - about halfway in the middle of things - and she fell off! And damned if I didn't get a boot hung up in the stirrup! I was flailing around, didn't know what the hell to do - couldn't get the dumb S.O.B. to stop - when the manager of the supermarket came out, unplugged it and made us leave!
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See no evil.....hear no evil......speak no evil........Lol
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I went out to eat with a guy once. His ex was there on a date also. They left together. He left me with the check and her date had to drive me home.
I had a serious complex for a long time after that
I had a serious complex for a long time after that
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*eek...
I'd crawl into a box of Ben & Jerry's after that.
Ice cream therapy... veeeerrrry good.
I'd crawl into a box of Ben & Jerry's after that.
Ice cream therapy... veeeerrrry good.
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Yes it was awful because I was already really shy. Then he called a month later and said they broke up again and would I like to go to dinner 
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I can just hear that conversation...
him, "care to go grab dinner?"
Her, "know any place that serves crow with a side of gotohell?"
*snarf...
him, "care to go grab dinner?"
Her, "know any place that serves crow with a side of gotohell?"
*snarf...
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