dear dave, with referance to your advert for surgery assistant ,i wish to be considered for the position......allthough iam not a gynacologist id be prepared to take a damm good look . with regards to the circumsitions id be prepared to do it under duress i know the wages are rubbish but do ya get to keep all the tips ............... # critch
Hi..have you tried changing your cologne?? Maybe even trimming down the beard a little? No woman likes designer stubble rash when playing tonsil tennis....or better still..try the smooth calm approach..as opposed to pouncing on her during a dinner date.....happy to help....
Hi Emma...what seems to be the problem...PEOPLE PLEASE...DEAR DAVE ONLY HAS ONE SET OF EARS AND EYES....ONE AT A TIME...FORM A LINE....Emma...go on....
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