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Jul 4, 2007 3:00 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
crying Hello...and welcome to Dear Daves problem page.
Been feeling down recently?

Need to get it off your chest?

Then Dear Daves may be the answer to your problems..

With swift and soothing advice....to help you come to terms with anything from hair loss to scuffles with nightmare neighbours...

Ladies and Gents...i may not answer your woes all at once..so please....be patient...and let Dear Dave help you.....



hole conversing hug handshake comfort cheers
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Jul 4, 2007 3:02 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
how much?drinking
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Jul 4, 2007 3:02 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
belle26
belle26belle26Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England UK15 Threads 1,661 Posts
I have a problem Dave...and was wondering if you could help me out?
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Jul 4, 2007 3:04 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Frenchgirl2know
Frenchgirl2knowFrenchgirl2knowChicago, USA29 Threads 2,548 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
hmmm Sorry grin
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Jul 4, 2007 3:04 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
My services are free of charge.....all i ask is you make a voluntary donation to the LOVABOY SICK MIND FUND....il send you my details by email....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 4, 2007 3:04 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
tinymac
tinymactinymachilversum, North Holland Netherlands25 Threads 1,741 Posts
lol--let me help!!!

let me help!!!

kiss yay
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Jul 4, 2007 3:05 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
dear dave,
with referance to your advert for surgery assistant ,i wish to be considered for the position......allthough iam not a gynacologist id be prepared to take a damm good look .
with regards to the circumsitions id be prepared to do it under duress i know the wages are rubbish but do ya get to keep all the tips ...............
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critch
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Jul 4, 2007 3:05 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Welcomew back Nathaliekiss hug
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Jul 4, 2007 3:06 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Hi..have you tried changing your cologne?? Maybe even trimming down the beard a little? No woman likes designer stubble rash when playing tonsil tennis....or better still..try the smooth calm approach..as opposed to pouncing on her during a dinner date.....happy to help....
laugh
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Jul 4, 2007 3:06 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
belle26
belle26belle26Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England UK15 Threads 1,661 Posts
You don't even know what it is yet!
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Jul 4, 2007 3:06 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Jacko...you can do what the Sam Hell you want....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 4, 2007 3:07 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
tinymac
tinymactinymachilversum, North Holland Netherlands25 Threads 1,741 Posts
well

you can help me for certain

laugh cheers
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Jul 4, 2007 3:07 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
i was actually going to ask for a donation!...that's my problemblushing see what i mean?

10.000 euros...moping

cool
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Jul 4, 2007 3:08 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Hi Emma...what seems to be the problem...PEOPLE PLEASE...DEAR DAVE ONLY HAS ONE SET OF EARS AND EYES....ONE AT A TIME...FORM A LINE....Emma...go on....

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Jul 4, 2007 3:08 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
belle26
belle26belle26Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England UK15 Threads 1,661 Posts
And how can i help you?





Dave...your problem page is getting hijacked


And for once it isn't by merolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 4, 2007 3:09 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Im sorry...i cant afford donations..my services are voluntary....dunno
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Jul 4, 2007 3:09 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
johnmarkus
johnmarkusjohnmarkustoronto, Canada34 Threads 1,384 Posts
My member is hard I can't get my pants on---what do I do?
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Jul 4, 2007 3:10 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Dear Dave suggests wearing trousers that fit.....or better still..cold showers always work for me.....grin
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Jul 4, 2007 3:11 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
I got more hyelp from Dr. Sue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Better give the thread over to Belle26, she looks great and gets better results in the help dept too tongue rolling on the floor laughing banana
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Jul 4, 2007 3:11 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
help
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