chat up lines (2)

You are like Nando's... a hot bird with a greasy box.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside the Waterfront, so that I could ride you all day long for a rand.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and coming and going and coming and going and coming .......

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Is that Windolene? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead .......... yield?

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.