A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey ( Archived) (15)

Jul 6, 2007 5:59 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
Someone sent me an e-mail in response to a comment I made on a thread “the most embarrassing moment” I would like to share it with all of you. This happened to me before they were laws out prohibiting the use of the funny cigarette.

One beautiful afternoon I decided to take a walk through Central Park. At the time I was smoking one of those funny cigarettes so I was feeling pretty nice. Not to far away I noticed a crowd gathering. I figured it might be one of those street comedians. I went to check it out. It turned out to be some guy playing an instrument. He also had a very ugly looking chimp with him. The chimp was dressed up in a tux and was wearing a top hat.

All of a sudden this chimp ran towards me and jumped on my arm. I tried to get this animal off me but he would not let go. He tilted his head up to the sky and with a horrific scream, he started to viciously hump my arm. He had this horrible look on his face. He was really mean looking. Oh, I was so frightened. My buzz from the funny cigarette was no more . People were screaming and running all over the place. The children seemed powerless and confused as they were screaming up a storm. That was the last time I ever smoked one of those funny cigarettes in Central Park.
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Jul 6, 2007 6:06 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
I had that same monkey on my back,lol..
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Jul 6, 2007 6:12 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
think you could call that one a scarey cig.......


Can do without all that type if thing happening.......jaw drop
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Jul 6, 2007 6:12 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
That's New York for you
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Jul 6, 2007 6:28 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
On the surface, this is outrageously funny - but, I suspect, much less so at the time.
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Jul 6, 2007 6:30 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Ricky1977
Ricky1977Ricky1977Brisbane, Queensland Australia3 Threads 254 Posts
He was after ya big fat joint.laugh peace
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Jul 6, 2007 6:46 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
<Strains of "Jungle Love" playing in the background>

Nah...it wasn't the joint man...He was smitten with you.

"Jungle love...driving me crazy, crazy"

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 8, 2007 8:50 AM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Ricky1977
Ricky1977Ricky1977Brisbane, Queensland Australia3 Threads 254 Posts
he jumped u not me ya tripperrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 29, 2007 10:23 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
I’m just popping up a few old threads for the newbie’s
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Oct 16, 2007 1:38 AM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
Once again for the newbiewave
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Oct 16, 2007 1:41 AM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing funny
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Oct 16, 2007 2:12 AM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
I still can't blame it on the funny cigarette.
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Oct 16, 2007 3:22 AM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
bublican
bublicanbublicanrotherham, South Yorkshire, England UK4 Threads 108 Posts
blame it on animal magnatism my friendcheers
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Oct 25, 2007 7:41 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
class
classclassLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK143 Threads 809 Posts
applause
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Dec 12, 2007 9:22 PM CST A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
wave
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