Someone sent me an e-mail in response to a comment I made on a thread “the most embarrassing moment” I would like to share it with all of you. This happened to me before they were laws out prohibiting the use of the funny cigarette.
One beautiful afternoon I decided to take a walk through Central Park. At the time I was smoking one of those funny cigarettes so I was feeling pretty nice. Not to far away I noticed a crowd gathering. I figured it might be one of those street comedians. I went to check it out. It turned out to be some guy playing an instrument. He also had a very ugly looking chimp with him. The chimp was dressed up in a tux and was wearing a top hat.
All of a sudden this chimp ran towards me and jumped on my arm. I tried to get this animal off me but he would not let go. He tilted his head up to the sky and with a horrific scream, he started to viciously hump my arm. He had this horrible look on his face. He was really mean looking. Oh, I was so frightened. My buzz from the funny cigarette was no more . People were screaming and running all over the place. The children seemed powerless and confused as they were screaming up a storm. That was the last time I ever smoked one of those funny cigarettes in Central Park.
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One beautiful afternoon I decided to take a walk through Central Park. At the time I was smoking one of those funny cigarettes so I was feeling pretty nice. Not to far away I noticed a crowd gathering. I figured it might be one of those street comedians. I went to check it out. It turned out to be some guy playing an instrument. He also had a very ugly looking chimp with him. The chimp was dressed up in a tux and was wearing a top hat.
All of a sudden this chimp ran towards me and jumped on my arm. I tried to get this animal off me but he would not let go. He tilted his head up to the sky and with a horrific scream, he started to viciously hump my arm. He had this horrible look on his face. He was really mean looking. Oh, I was so frightened. My buzz from the funny cigarette was no more . People were screaming and running all over the place. The children seemed powerless and confused as they were screaming up a storm. That was the last time I ever smoked one of those funny cigarettes in Central Park.