Wedding Night ! ( Archived) (6)

Jul 12, 2007 1:33 PM CST Wedding Night !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
WEDDING NIGHT

Honeymoon at Home: Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a
honeymoon , so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first
night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast . As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks
his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue !!
jaw drop doh
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Jul 12, 2007 1:35 PM CST Wedding Night !
joy555
joy555joy555Akron, USA26 Threads 5,464 Posts
keep them comingyay
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Jul 12, 2007 1:36 PM CST Wedding Night !
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
laugh
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Jul 12, 2007 1:37 PM CST Wedding Night !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Ok Joy I have many of them , ha!grin
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Jul 12, 2007 1:39 PM CST Wedding Night !
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
I hate when that happens....
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Jul 12, 2007 1:45 PM CST Wedding Night !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing yay
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