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Jul 21, 2007 5:04 AM CST an alternative fairy story
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a Frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her Castle.

A Frog hopped into the Princess`s lap and said: Elegant lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil Witch(ex) cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my Mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.




That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed Frog Legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:













I DON`T F***ING THINK SO !!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 21, 2007 6:08 AM CST an alternative fairy story
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
Bet you didn't get that out of an Hans Christen Anderson Trish?rolling on the floor laughing you have kiss to many frogs before you find your prince anyway !wink
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Jul 21, 2007 6:14 AM CST an alternative fairy story
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Good afternoon Trish.......wave

I could feel that one coming on.......

That was fantastic........a princess after my own heart....

I could just visualise myself sitting at table doing and saying same....


Good one girl.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 21, 2007 7:09 AM CST an alternative fairy story
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Hi Di laugh Hi Steff wave

hahaha it made me wonder just how 'evil' the witch had been to cast the spell in the first place conversing laugh
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Jul 21, 2007 7:12 AM CST an alternative fairy story
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Made me wonder was the Frog the Witch.......head banger
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Jul 21, 2007 7:31 AM CST an alternative fairy story
quiescent
quiescentquiescentsomewhere, USA19 Threads 1,199 Posts
hehehe!! Too funny !! grin
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Jul 21, 2007 7:32 AM CST an alternative fairy story
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 21, 2007 10:00 AM CST an alternative fairy story
starynight
starynightstarynightlakeview, Oregon USA3 Threads 382 Posts
Like that version.....
Tells it like it is......
A great one there...
Thanks....
thumbs up
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Jul 21, 2007 10:02 AM CST an alternative fairy story
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
OUCH! DAMN!!
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Jul 21, 2007 10:03 AM CST an alternative fairy story
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
I aint never gonna be kissing that Froggie.......

Bad Bad boy.......

grin
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Jul 21, 2007 10:05 AM CST an alternative fairy story
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
Deadly.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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