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mick681morecambe, Lancashire, England UK28 Threads 819 Postsnot me ?
Sorry, twas me 
no it was a slow shy snail 
you greedy get,malteasers for afters
Was thinking more along the lines of gobstoppers
has the big hairy monster got one
are we still story telling or are you making a date 
Hey you, I was just about to go and look if the big hairy monster has a gobstopper
and look what just fell out of his pocket , it was?
if they go mars why not a gobstopper 
2p????
Well I'm sorry, but I wouldn't bend over for anything less than a 10p
Well I'm sorry, but I wouldn't bend over for anything less than a 10p
im going to bed now nite nite 
so what about the hairy monster and his half eaten mars bar
Night night sweetheart, sleep tight 
The monster and his half eaten mars bar, and his two malteasers took off and reveled in the Turkish Delight, of his lass, with pubes of curly worlies!! Which really set his marsh mallows alight...............
You just can't trust hairy monsters. They're into allsorts
so the big hairy monster started to run around with hs half eaten mars and maltesers hanging out and
saw a green bold female monster...
with half eaten vedgetables...
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