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Aug 10, 2007 11:58 AM CST It's Friday
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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cheers cheers
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Aug 10, 2007 12:14 PM CST It's Friday
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Hiya Di, have you been going to maths classes on the quiet then rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Aug 10, 2007 12:20 PM CST It's Friday
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
You Know I study on the quiet Trish

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
professor professor
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