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Wanted; A man that will treat me right, is good in bed and won't beat me!! Apply in person.
The next day her doorbell rang. She opens the door to find a man sitting on the ground with no arms or legs. She asks, "May I help you?"
"Yes, I am here to answer your ad." he replies.
"Ok I am listening, how do you fit the description?" she asks.
"Well I am a very loving man and I am financially set for life." he continues..."I obviously can't beat you because I have no arms or legs."
"So, I must ask...What makes you think your good in bed?" she replies.
He answers, "Well hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?"