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Aug 13, 2007 11:32 AM CST Want ad
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
A young woman was sick and tired of bad realtionships, so she took out an ad in the local paper;

Wanted; A man that will treat me right, is good in bed and won't beat me!! Apply in person.

The next day her doorbell rang. She opens the door to find a man sitting on the ground with no arms or legs. She asks, "May I help you?"

"Yes, I am here to answer your ad." he replies.

"Ok I am listening, how do you fit the description?" she asks.

"Well I am a very loving man and I am financially set for life." he continues..."I obviously can't beat you because I have no arms or legs."

"So, I must ask...What makes you think your good in bed?" she replies.

He answers, "Well hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

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Aug 13, 2007 12:09 PM CST Want ad
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Sep 1, 2007 4:03 PM CST Want ad
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
I guess we are the only 2 who thought this was funnymumbling mumbling
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Sep 1, 2007 4:03 PM CST Want ad
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
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Sep 1, 2007 4:05 PM CST Want ad
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
Hey hun!! How are you doing?
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