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Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and, we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn't finished; and,
before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonnay,
a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of smaries, tha mainder of bot Prozic and
Valum scriptins, the resof the Chesescke, sume ntus an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

This reminds me of a turkey recipe:

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (Scotch)

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Reminds me of some one phoning my sister and asked how long does it take to cook a chicken, her reply was "bottle of red should do it"