A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied. It is better to be born lucky than rich. A lie travels farther than the truth. An old broom knows the dirty corners best. Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat. A friend's eye is a good mirror. It's no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking. God is good, but never dance in a small boat. Even a small thorn causes festering. Marriages are all happy its having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. Every dog is brave on his own doorstep. You'll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind. Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him. You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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There never was the worse use made of a man than to hang him.
No man ever wore a scarf as warm as his daughter’s arm around his neck.
A family of Irish birth will argue and fight,
but let a shout come from without,
and see them all unite.
An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy which sustains him through temporary periods of joy.
The Irish are a fair people; they never speak well of one another. —Samuel Johnson 1709-1784
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried.
You can accomplish more with a kind word and a shillelagh than you can with just a kind word.
In every land, hardness is in the north of it, softness in the south, industry in the east, and fire and inspiration in the west.
of a useless fellow-
He's fit to mind mice at a crossroads.
to someone who committed some small fault-
'Tis only a stepmother would blame you.’
of a tall, large woman-
That's a fine doorful of a woman.
of a gossiper-
She has a tongue that would clip a hedge.
of a poor, thin creature-
The breath is only just in and out of him, and the grass doesn't know of him walking over it.
of a coarse, ill-mannered person using poor language-
What would you expect out of a pig but a grunt?
on trying to change a stubborn person's mind-
You might as well be whistling jigs to a milestone.
of very bad music-
Aw, that's the tune the old cow died of.
of one who overstays their welcome-
If that man went to a wedding, he'd stay for the christening.
of a talkative person-
That man would talk the teeth out of a saw.
of a person who paid too much for a cow-
He bought every hair in her tail.
of a clever thief-
He'd steal the sugar out of your punch.
in praise of strong whiskey-
I felt it like a torchlight procession going down my throat.
said of a woman who had made a bad marriage-
She burnt her coal and did not warm herself.
of bad aim in shooting-
He wouldn't hit a hole in a ladder.
of an impish child-
That one suffers from a double dose of original sin.
of an unfortunate one-
He is always in the field when luck is on the road.
of very wet weather-
It's a fine day for young ducks.
of someone who always plans carefully-
If he's not fishing he's mending his nets