Between George W. Bush, the man God chose to be president of the United States and Osama Bin Laden, the man God chose to defeat the great satan.
Both like to blow things up. Both know God is on their side. Both were born into powerful families. Both oppose of gay marriage. Both do lots of business with their friends in Saudi Arabia. Saddam Hussein didn't like either of them. Both won't touch alcohol since they "got religion". Both want each other dead. Both are rich. Both oppose guncontrol. Both believe creationism
Both believe creationism should be taught in schools. Both spend time hanging around in the desert. Both mispronounce the word "nuclear". Neither reads the newspapers.
crazedangel89VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia USA441 posts
this is why i love little kids. this little girl asked me about the war and i asked her why she thought it was started and this is what she said:
george and osama were always friends until osama stole george's animal crackers and osama and sadam were playing keep away from george and george got mad and so he sent in the troops to retrive his animal crackers only to find out that osama and sadam had eaten them all and the george was really mad so osama and sadan told george he was it and started playing hide and seek.
this girl was about 7 or 8. it was soo hard to keep a stright face when she was telling me this.
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Osama Bin Laden, the man God chose to defeat the great satan.
Both like to blow things up.
Both know God is on their side.
Both were born into powerful families.
Both oppose of gay marriage.
Both do lots of business with their friends in Saudi Arabia.
Saddam Hussein didn't like either of them.
Both won't touch alcohol since they "got religion".
Both want each other dead.
Both are rich.
Both oppose guncontrol.
Both believe creationism