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Sep 2, 2007 7:04 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Top 10 Things Not to Say While Arguing with a Woman

Face it, everyone argues. Arguments are a part of everyday life. However, if you are ever aguing with a woman, there are just some things you should never say. Here are the top 10...



1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

2. "No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time."

3. "Ohh, you are so cute when your face gets all red and scrunched up like that."

4. "You're just upset because your backside is beginning to spread."

5. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?"

6. "Are you gonna cry now?" (force lip to quiver mockingly)

7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"

8. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

9. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."

10. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
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Sep 2, 2007 7:05 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Tool12345
Tool12345Tool12345Mchenry, Illinois USA9 Threads 895 Posts
hey number 8 is a great pick up line
lol
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Sep 2, 2007 7:07 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
11. "Whom are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded."
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Sep 2, 2007 7:09 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
13. "Hey baby-if I want a lecture about commitment, I can get one from my real wife." oops
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Sep 2, 2007 7:09 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
14. "Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back."
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Sep 2, 2007 7:09 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
tessylatease
tessylateasetessylateaseCork, Ireland16 Threads 176 Posts
ha, legend!
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Sep 2, 2007 7:11 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
cudahudson
cudahudsoncudahudsonBaytown, USA121 Posts
Can't you just shut the f#@* up.
Is this gonna take long?
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Sep 2, 2007 7:14 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
"That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?"
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Sep 2, 2007 7:28 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
tessylatease
tessylateasetessylateaseCork, Ireland16 Threads 176 Posts
Honey,
is that, is that a lil moustache?
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Sep 2, 2007 7:43 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
"Did your clothes shrink?"
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Sep 2, 2007 7:47 PM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
"Do you want to go to watch Wrestle Mania with me tomorrow?"
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Sep 3, 2007 1:16 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
"I'm sorry....what were you saying again?!?!" roll eyes laugh
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Sep 3, 2007 1:25 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
Have you put on weight?confused
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Sep 3, 2007 1:26 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
Ummm yeah, that sounds familiar!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Sep 3, 2007 1:28 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
heartseekslove
heartseeksloveheartseekslovePalatka, Florida USA2 Threads 173 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 3, 2007 1:40 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
"can't this wait until I get back from the trip with the boys?"
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Sep 3, 2007 1:49 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
MassiveDickDude
MassiveDickDudeMassiveDickDudeJacksonville, North Carolina USA5 Threads 94 Posts
Hey! what are you doing out of the kitchen?
scold
mean i know. but i used that on my sister growing up.rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 3, 2007 5:35 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
judd28
judd28judd28mullingar, Westmeath Ireland14 Threads 1,182 Posts
you look like your mother when you are angrygrin
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Sep 3, 2007 5:43 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
You look like your father when you're angry... grin
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Sep 3, 2007 5:45 AM CST Top 10 Things to Never Say to a Woman when Arguing
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
You have got your mothers eyes and your fathers chest.devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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