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Sep 3, 2007 10:33 AM CST Miricle Grow
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
Sunday Morning Humor Thanks to Belinda

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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...


"It's not talcum powder......


It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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Sep 3, 2007 10:35 AM CST Miricle Grow
racyta
racytaracytasan angelo, Texas USA24 Threads 152 Posts
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Sep 3, 2007 10:39 AM CST Miricle Grow
HeartsDesire1961
HeartsDesire1961HeartsDesire1961SomeWhere, Mississippi USA32 Threads 978 Posts
anytime pardnerthumbs up
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Sep 3, 2007 10:42 AM CST Miricle Grow
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
This actually works. Uh, I mean, I heard this works...uh oh
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Sep 3, 2007 11:34 AM CST Miricle Grow
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Sep 3, 2007 12:03 PM CST Miricle Grow
Uniquemom61
Uniquemom61Uniquemom61Loveland, Ohio USA22 Threads 918 Posts
That was a good one but did you know it is Monday.....rolling on the floor laughing

I think you lost a day somewhere....LOL

kiss
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Sep 3, 2007 12:41 PM CST Miricle Grow
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 3, 2007 5:07 PM CST Miricle Grow
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
LMAO...

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Sep 3, 2007 5:09 PM CST Miricle Grow
HeartsDesire1961
HeartsDesire1961HeartsDesire1961SomeWhere, Mississippi USA32 Threads 978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 3, 2007 5:09 PM CST Miricle Grow
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
If only......................grin
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Sep 3, 2007 5:14 PM CST Miricle Grow
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA8 Threads 4,935 Posts
jaw drop





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Sep 3, 2007 5:27 PM CST Miricle Grow
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 3, 2007 5:32 PM CST Miricle Grow
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
When your retired, you lose track of your days :)

Since everyone is off today it just feels like Sunday


grin
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Sep 3, 2007 5:33 PM CST Miricle Grow
HeartsDesire1961
HeartsDesire1961HeartsDesire1961SomeWhere, Mississippi USA32 Threads 978 Posts
It's ok sweetie we know what you meantcomfort hug kiss
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Sep 3, 2007 6:49 PM CST Miricle Grow
GorillaJones
GorillaJonesGorillaJonesTrumbull, Connecticut USA7 Threads 247 Posts
I have miracle grow. Sierras beautiful mug!
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