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Sep 10, 2007 7:07 PM CST A Little Flab
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
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One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning,
the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response,
so she rolled over and grabbed him by his
"winkie."
With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know,
if you firmed this up,
we could get rid of
the gardener,
the postman,
the pool man,
and
your brother."
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"PAY BACK IS HELL..."
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Sep 10, 2007 7:10 PM CST A Little Flab
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA21 Threads 2,393 Posts
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Sep 10, 2007 8:37 PM CST A Little Flab
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados388 Threads 1 Polls 4,670 Posts
Justice is satisfying, revenge is sweet!
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Sep 10, 2007 8:38 PM CST A Little Flab
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA37 Threads 676 Posts
Nice... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 10, 2007 8:48 PM CST A Little Flab
sweetykat
sweetykatsweetykatLakeland, Florida USA35 Threads 2,351 Posts
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Sep 10, 2007 8:52 PM CST A Little Flab
raccoon73
raccoon73raccoon73graceville, USA437 Threads 645 Posts
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Sep 10, 2007 9:16 PM CST A Little Flab
lostsoulinspace
lostsoulinspacelostsoulinspacechocowinity, North Carolina USA9 Threads 651 Posts
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Sep 10, 2007 9:18 PM CST A Little Flab
Icekrystal24
Icekrystal24Icekrystal24Glasgow, USA95 Threads 2,566 Posts
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Sep 10, 2007 10:46 PM CST A Little Flab
nikki9390
nikki9390nikki9390somewhere, Washington USA4 Threads 102 Posts
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Sep 10, 2007 10:53 PM CST A Little Flab
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
laugh laugh laugh

now that joke ill be able to remember!

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Sep 10, 2007 10:59 PM CST A Little Flab
HeartsDesire1961
HeartsDesire1961HeartsDesire1961SomeWhere, Mississippi USA38 Threads 1,379 Posts
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Sep 10, 2007 11:06 PM CST A Little Flab
KnittinKitten
KnittinKittenKnittinKittenLady Lake, USA14 Threads 787 Posts
It's o.k. to remember it, mindful, but you won't mind if I hope you never had to use it yourself.frustrated

Judy

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Sep 10, 2007 11:12 PM CST A Little Flab
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
no judy no

id like to have someone for long enuf that there be
disdain or a bit of bickering between us

SO dont jinx me

currently i am the only one to blame if i am not *happy*
and it gets old-i just dont seem to listen
(somehow i am thinking this is only funny in my head
but im signing out momentarily-so whaddo i care?)

tongue


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Sep 11, 2007 12:01 AM CST A Little Flab
Dragoness
DragonessDragonessDenver, Colorado USA1 Threads 10 Posts
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Sep 11, 2007 1:34 AM CST A Little Flab
Angelsojaded
AngelsojadedAngelsojadedColorado Springs, Colorado USA24 Threads 1 Polls 111 Posts
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Sep 11, 2007 1:39 AM CST A Little Flab
coastalblues
coastalbluescoastalbluestoledo, Oregon USA7 Threads 256 Posts
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Sep 11, 2007 1:41 AM CST A Little Flab
pete121
pete121pete121Capistrano beach, USA5 Threads 141 Posts
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Sep 11, 2007 3:26 PM CST A Little Flab
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
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