Here's one for the Boys (42)
good ones
Aaaah, it's so nice to feel wanted and appreciated.....
>Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Difference??...men don't need brassieres!!....
Difference??...men don't need brassieres!!....
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
In the good old bad old days when a man felt he was being treated with disrespect he just said to his wife:
'I'm off to fight a war, an honorable death on the battlefield is better than being nagged to death!'
You see - women, peace loving creatures that they are, cause wars because men need an excuse to run away and escape!
'I'm off to fight a war, an honorable death on the battlefield is better than being nagged to death!'
You see - women, peace loving creatures that they are, cause wars because men need an excuse to run away and escape!
Good thing that it's only holding good for some men
Rusty I think you'll find "fishing" is the new "wars" 
... or Golf.....Golf is way too boring for a virile, dynamic young man......ok - I should take up golf then! 
really noice. You are appreciated.
But still girls have so much time to research on boys and write so much about them.
All the best for your further research work, may be finally you find something which will refute your thesis.
Take care.
But still girls have so much time to research on boys and write so much about them.
All the best for your further research work, may be finally you find something which will refute your thesis.
Take care.
for your information, i did not do the research, its was sent to me ..............by a male ........... and if you cant take it as a joke....................you have a problem .....
its man like you that keep us women away
take care and good luck
Yeah Cherscic....with ruinous humour like this, don't you understand that you destroy the little confidence men have???....or do you want us to be a whimps??...ok, ok, don't answer that, I'll take the trash on my way out .....
May be you got me wrong. I really enjoyed your original Q&A. But dont you think you took it too seriously.
Anyways! Still i accept your compliments!
>Q: What did God say after he created man?
>A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Very True Cher
But then the guy vanished for good
>A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Very True Cher
But then the guy vanished for good
which guy vanished for good???
did not understand ...............sorry
did not understand ...............sorry
HIM or in your case HER
Having problems finding a women ??.........
You must be new here.....Hi..
keep posting and you'll soon make lots of friends..
You must be new here.....Hi..
keep posting and you'll soon make lots of friends..
Should have been in maltese, i'd have understood this more
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