Four kinds of Sex ( Archived) (13)

Sep 18, 2007 4:10 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland157 Threads 2,213 Posts
The first is Smurf Sex - This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it and doing it, until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex - This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, anyplace, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex - You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is

Hallway Sex - This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, ‘[email protected] YOU!’
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Sep 18, 2007 4:29 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium61 Threads 2,067 Posts
my ex girlfriend thought sex was a number

between five and seven

blues
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Sep 18, 2007 4:30 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland176 Threads 5,410 Posts
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Sep 18, 2007 4:30 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia63 Threads 3 Polls 6,299 Posts
obviously she was a Kiwi......professor

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did she baa a lot confused
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Sep 18, 2007 4:41 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
CLLGEGRL
CLLGEGRLCLLGEGRLSan Antonio, Texas USA1 Threads 597 Posts
lol hallway sex doesnt sound too fun dunno
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Sep 19, 2007 10:22 PM CST Four kinds of Sex
princessgirl926
princessgirl926princessgirl926Plainview, Arkansas USA6 Threads 22 Posts
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Nov 28, 2007 6:34 PM CST Four kinds of Sex
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA30 Threads 1 Polls 6,489 Posts
I think you left one other type outlaugh
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Nov 28, 2007 6:34 PM CST Four kinds of Sex
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland45 Threads 17 Polls 18,473 Posts
Kiwi sex is probably not baaaaaad at all! laugh
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Nov 28, 2007 6:35 PM CST Four kinds of Sex
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,517 Posts
Which one??
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Nov 28, 2007 6:38 PM CST Four kinds of Sex
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA30 Threads 1 Polls 6,489 Posts
the type that gets better over time
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Nov 29, 2007 5:58 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA319 Threads 14 Polls 9,166 Posts
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Nov 29, 2007 7:24 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
emc_eile
emc_eileemc_eilegalway, Galway Ireland30 Threads 2,330 Posts
i like minimoo rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

could do with any kind at the mo though! rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 29, 2007 7:25 AM CST Four kinds of Sex
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA672 Threads 29 Polls 4,352 Posts
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