Here is the version if you decide to have live operators answering the phones.
Answer and say that you are picking up a really strong vibe, something about a telephone. Are you close to, or using a telephone right now?" Predict that they will hang up sometime not so distant in the future. If they ask any questions, keep going back to the telephone thing.
The other option is a recorded message. Imagine the following script read in the voice of Homer Simpson...
"Thank you for calling the Psychic Hotline. We were expecting your call. Please think your name and number into the phone. Thank you for your call, and we will be calling you back soon. Doh"
Please think your name and number into the phone, but be sure to enter your credit card account numbers by touching the keypads. Thank you for your call, and we will be calling you back soon. Doh"
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Answer and say that you are picking up a really strong vibe, something about a telephone. Are you close to, or using a telephone right now?" Predict that they will hang up sometime not so distant in the future. If they ask any questions, keep going back to the telephone thing.
The other option is a recorded message. Imagine the following script read in the voice of Homer Simpson...
"Thank you for calling the Psychic Hotline. We were expecting your call. Please think your name and number into the phone. Thank you for your call, and we will be calling you back soon. Doh"