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Well you certainly passed it on to the right bunch 
Very good, I love it
Very good, I love it
doubt it would deter any of my Alcoholic Friends,but then it does not need to ,since most of them are Sober.As for the others,don't think they'd pay any attention,too busy paying for their Drinks(or not)
Kind of sad though.
But if falling all over the Place is their Idea of Fun,who am I to say different
let them "enjoy" themselves like this
and this
and the list goes on
Kind of sad though.
But if falling all over the Place is their Idea of Fun,who am I to say different
let them "enjoy" themselves like this
and this and the list goes onBTW:I have been passing on that Message to Drunks for years.
Some will heed it,most don't.
Some will heed it,most don't.
Please someone remind me never to post another joke ever again.
hi mahjong
dont be put off there are loads of jokes in here and i dont just mean the people
the people in here are always up for a laugh so keep on posting
take care
write soon
bfn
tiny
dont be put off there are loads of jokes in here and i dont just mean the people
the people in here are always up for a laugh so keep on postingtake care
write soon
bfn
tiny
Awwww, dont you dare stop sharing your jokes 
I find them funny
I find them funny
....ya not kidding.....
I dont have that problem because i dont drink that much only on days ending in y
Oh and at christmas as well and my birthday and my friends birthdays and when liverpool play
At other times i drink tea only
Oh and at christmas as well and my birthday and my friends birthdays and when liverpool play
At other times i drink tea only
Vertical is good when drinkin' horizontal not so good.......hic!
nooo cos it makes your beer flat
Just give the glass a good bang on the bar and that'll bring the bubbles frothing up to the top!! Besides if you're horizontal, you'd spill the drink and can't have that, that's a damn shame of a waste of quality Buckie!!!
yer...i once saw someone bang his glass on the edge of someone elses glass to make it froth up!...i thought,hey thats cool,ill do that so i had to go and dry my pants out and buy them another beer
so i had to go and dry my pants out and buy them another beer Sorry to hear that Migene, I was a barmaid for 17 years so all of it comes kinda naturally to me now, but there is a knack to it, like most other things..ideally, you'd be vertical whilst drinking anyway, you only really have to do it with a crap pint (in which you know it's bad and you'll be on the toilet for the whole day afterwards) or indeed in some horizontal position......
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It makes you LEAN.
...against tables,
chairs,
floors,
walls & ugly fu&&ers.
Pass this on to your alcoholic friends like i have done.