a taste of own medicine (9)
A blonde is driving down the freeway in her car when her boyfriend calls on the cell phone. When she picks up the phone he says, "Hi honey, it's me, I just wanted to call and tell you to be careful, it says on the news that there is a car driving the wrong way on the freeway."
She says, "There's not one, there's hundreds of them!!"
She says, "There's not one, there's hundreds of them!!"
Nice ones!!!
BRILLIANT! 
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>A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the
>house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
>pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
>
>The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
>stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
>
>A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the
>house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
>pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
>
>The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
>stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
>
Sounds about right 
can't be THAT bad.
a matter of Perspective.
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>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
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>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
>need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
>They're
>going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
>when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
>LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to
>salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
>
>The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
>don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
>
>The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
>when I'm driving."